Think of this as a sex-worker pension. It might be the only time you've given money to a hustler for screwing someone else, but didn't you come close to orgasming when Ted Haggard's image died and went to heaven? Joe at JoeMyGod really got it right when he suggested this fund to support someone who's worked on the fringes of our shared community, but who was there for us all when he perceived one of our worst, most undercover members was doing everything in his power to turn the world against us.