Someday My Prints Will Come

Black-and-white or color—in the flesh.

With Dieux du Stade paving the way, it sometimes feels like every foreign sports team has gotten their kits off, as they say, to pose nude in homo-erotic calendars for charity. The latest that caught my eye I heard about from ParisianBoys, and it's got the bonus of having a scandal attached to it already—Australia's National Rugby League has its jockstrap in a twist over the fact that so many famous rugby players bared skin for the new 2007/2008 Naked Rugby League Calendar. In particular, they're mad about "a glimpse of Penrith winger Nick Youngquest's genitals."

Boys will be boys. Youngquest yuks it up, second from left.

I don't speak Australian, but I gathered quickly that this meant a David Beckham-type dude was showing wang. What I've sniffed out is that he shows the base of his shaved dick ("I think it might be 100th of it," he cheekily commented). Well, no one burst in and took all of these photos as they were stepping out of the shower and posted them to MySpace—the photographs are Dieux du Stade-worthy and the bods are enough to make you wanna go Down Under. Plus it's all for breast cancer. You can buy the calendar (which cleverly comes in black-and-white and color versions) and extra prints for reasonable rates on the Naked Rugby League site. Maybe next year the guys will sell "personalized" articles of clothing they've worn on the field—I have a feeling we'd cure breast cancer overnight.

You can order glossy or matte prints. Who knew art could make you cum?