Meat, The Press

Jake Gyllenhaal on and in Esquire (December 2007). Maybe he looks so playful because he knew he'd be sandwiched between less famous and/or less cute actors on an issue devoted to geniuses and innovators. I'll have to see Rendition eventually:

Jake joins the cub club.

Gerard Butler's "Man Candy" is like a stocking stuffer at the end of OK! (December 24, 2007). His money quote is, "I'm not a rough lover," which the reporter notes is delivered with a twinkle in his eye:

His man candy is undoubtedly sticky if improbably sweet.

As I'm about to post next, Complete Woman (February/March 2008—talk about post-dating to seem fresh!) is the worst magazine just about ever. But not ever, because of this full-page "CW Eye Candy" page featuring late-blooming James Marsden. Hot from Hairspray, he's coming up next in the highly anticipated chick flick 27 Dresses. "To me, being romantic is original," the Oklahoma native says, and by "original" I'm hoping he means "rough":

Marsden's Oklahomoerotic beach pose.