Are You Gonna Go My Gay?

MÄNNER (04/08) has the gayest (in the literal, not pejorative, sense) cover ever, offering huge schlongs, Madonna, Bette Davis, Gus Van Sant and the Men At Play guys. Pornstar Tim (someone will supply me with his surname) Kruger illustrates the cover as well as the cover story, "Size Matters." He's a good choice, with his thick prerequisite. (You can see it uncensored and, well, uncut, after the jump.)

Also of interest is the shoot "Dynamite Hosts" by Joseph Sinclair, featuring models Anthony Lowther, Garry McManus, Max Rogers, Parris Taylor and Sam Hollins of Dynamite Hosts, which is a six-packs-for-rent service. These hot guys will come to your "hen" party (and, presumably, wouldn't turn down a cock party for the right fee), which has led to patronage from David Furnish and...Lenny Kravitz? Are you gonna go my way, Lenny?

The models look like failed boyband members, the "failed" relating only to musical aspirations as they're quite successful as professional eye candy:

More Dynamite Hosts after the jump...

I couldn't resist the business proposition that is "Executive Pleasures," a layout of the pornstars from the Men At Play series—I'm not a suit fetishist, which is to say I'm no more a suit fetishist than the next gay guy, which is to say we're all suit fetishists:

More Men At Play after the jump...

My friend Dian Hanson edited The Big Penis Book for Taschen, and if the huge excerpt in this magazine is any indickation, she has a massive hit on her hands. The penises are incredible...makes you wonder if they were all crate-trained or free-range or what. I've got one fairly well-known whopper after the jump, chosen to satisfy the size queens and the face men in us all...

Tim:

The Big Penis Book:

Dynamite Hosts:

Men At Play:

Comments

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[Matthew Rettenmund]

Thanks!