"One size does not fit all..."

With thanks to Peter...which is probably what this product might be programmed to say as you put it to use:

"I don't even know how those worms got there..."

Yes, it's a sex doll. I don't know..."sex in her shitty?" That's quite a stretch...linguistically. Most backdoor bandits don't want to be reminded of the primary use of that portal. Sarah Jessica probably prefers sex in the kitty, but I guess this is funny, and it undoes some of the damage from her "unsexiest woman alive" rap.

Remember the Sex & the City episode that tried to convince us that these four sluts had very little experience with anal sex? That's when it jumped the shark for me. That and the one where the same four sluts acted all icked out about uncut men, as if they would have a chance in hell not encountering a foreskin every other sex act in New York City.

For me, Sarah Jessica Parker will always be from Square Pegs. And now, from this fuck-doll.

Comments

[Tomi Luka]

Is this the same guy who recently blogged about how hypocritical and sexist it was for gay men to call a woman a slut?

[Matthew Rettenmund]

Yes, but I mean pejoratively since I think gay men are way sluttier than the average famous chick they love dismissing as slutty. I mean it more literally—they are all highly sexed women in the capital of sex and I found it crazy that foreskins and anal sex were rarities for them. I just hate it when gay men who are out boinking the world will dismiss a famous (or not so famous!) female for being "slutty." Sluttiness in the context of straight women is weird anyway, since it's like the men who want to fuck them look down on them for wanting it.

[Freddie]

I can't help but feel a bit for SJP. First Maxim's unsexiest woman alive (and I don't care what anyone says - she's just not) and then this. I feel we should get that youtube guy on this to create his "LEAVE SARAH JESSICA ALONE!" clip :) where does all the SJP hate come from? I still love Carrie and Meredith in The Family Stone.

[Matthew Rettenmund]

Well, at least this is not borne of hate...it's more accepting that she is a hot chick guys would want to boff in the ass...flattering! (blink-blink) But it's true, I think the main reason people attack her over her looks is that she is hyped as a great beauty and so people push back. It's the same reason why Madonna was in the Top 5 of that same "unsexiest" list.