Will Contestants Do The Pony? The Watusi?

What's with the granny gown?

Oof, Susan Lucci and Jane Seymour looked so much better than the younger Belinda Carlisle when they did Dancing With The Stars...and they had rhythm! Methinks it's going to be a hard thing to watch for Go-Go's fans, even if they can swallow the former punk princess gamely attempting a waltz live on national TV. Good luck, Belinda—we're still mad about you.