Eat Me

Chris Salvatore...the new Marco Dapper?

Six hunky—and out—actors have been revealed as the stars of Eating Out: All You  Can Eat, the latest in the polyamorously perverse series created by Q. Allan Brocka (who directed and co-wrote the movie version of my novel Boy Culture). The film was written by Allan with Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds's director Phillip J. Bartell and directed by Glenn Gaylord, whose credits include pop-culture catnip like What Perez Sez, Camp Michael Jackson, Tori & Dean: Inn Love and the charming short film Boychick from 2001 that starred my buddy Greg Siff. It opens in L.A. October 2, and in New York and San Francisco two weeks later.

As for the plot, Rebekah Kochan is back as Tiffani (though from the trailer seems much less out-there this time?) and Mink Stole also returns, with a mentor role for gay icon Leslie Jordan of Will & Grace infamy.

This time around, Tiffani and her pal Casey (Daniel Skelton) use a fake online profile pic of her ex Ryan (Michael Walker, pictured) to lure sexy Zack (Chris Salvatore, the Marco Dapper of this installment). Hilarity ensues. Also, hurt me, hurt me, but the pants come off.

Tiffani & Maximiliano Torandell

I'm curious to see this first-ever queer threequel—the first Eating Out wasn't my cup of threesome, but I loved the second so much I went back for more.

Keep reading to check out more shots of the six gay actors being comfortable in their own skin...

Chris—a dash of Luke Perry, a dose of Channing Tatum, a dollop of Dapper

Michael Walker

Daniel Skelton

Rick D'Agostino

John Stallings

Maximiliano Torandell

Comments

[Bobby]

Before we can associate Marco Dapper's name with Chris, I gotta wonder if Chris is completely smooth down there? From the director/actor narration in Sloppy Seconds, it was revealed that Marco Dapper had to have a make-up artist to create pubes for him since he was a constant bodyshaver.

[SteveDenver]

Who is Marco Dapper?

[Matthew Rettenmund]

Steve: OMG, you must Google him...so cute...

[nudegayguy]

OMG. Each of these guys is drop dead gorgeous. I hope each would be willing to allow me to pull down his jeans and briefs and go to town with his dick. We're talking major yummy.

[lucasboden]

Omg, there is no ethnic person in this movie? You gays are so Aryan.

[Matthew Rettenmund]

Lucas: Give me a break. Using Aryan casually like this as if gay culture is comparable to Nazi Germany is pretty disgusting. But regardless, movies should not need to have ethnicity quotas. Believe it or not, some stories only involve white people, some only Asian, some only black and then there are those that involve a mixture of races. I understand the concept of "Where are the people of color?" but let's not get carried away. (PS I would like to hear what Allan Brocka says, though, since he is a man of color who forcefully integrated BOY CULTURE.)

[Baron Zlatkovski]

Gay "culture" is totally Aryan. Despite being a target of the Nazis, Gays have whole-"heartedly" adopted their ethos of worshipping the body beautiful. Only, their idea of beautiful these days is completely fake: starved-looking bodies with hair removed, completely unnatural. Setting unattainable standards and inflicting them on everyone else is a typical gay sickology. I don't think these guys are at all attractive.

[Matthew Rettenmund]

Baron: I disagree that the gay beauty standard is "Aryan." That would imply Aryan features as well, which I don't think is true at all. If you mean the body beautiful, how is gay culture's obsession with lean, muscular, proportioned bodies any different from the Greeks' or most other cultures? I don't see the need to attach a "Nazi" stigma to thinking slim, physically fit, muscular men are hot. And I think if the standards are unattainable or at least very hard to attain, that is not at ALL gay-exclusive, or even exclusive to men.

Aside from all that, if you don't think any of the guys above are "at all attractive," that's good for you, but I can see a couple who I wouldn't say no to!

[Ethan]

shit, Im a very hot guy and even -I DEFINITELY- wouldnt say no to at least most of them...especially Chris. holy shit...and Im not even full out gay just experimental. I kinda wish I could be gay because I think your culture is very intriguing so dont get me wrong and say Im a gay basher or "confused"...and as fay as whoever it was that said they dont find these guys attractive at all...well then...what exactly ARE you attracted to? this is what a male should Ideally look like. do you like huge fat, sasquatch esque mutants???