Religious homophobe (and, though the two are not always synonymous, complete idiot) Sherri Shepherd is hawking an autobiographical inspirational book called Permission Slips: Every Woman's Guide to Giving Herself a Break. In it, according to National Enquirer (July 13, 2009), Sherri recounts how she was almost raped by a lesbian.
She was arrested for a traffic violation but was wearing a hoochie outfit (of the variety that born-again Christians, which she is now, do not wear), so
the women she was incarcerated with took her for a prostitute. Once she was moved to the Sybil Brand Institute for Women—which sounds like the Sybil Danning Institute for Caged Heat—
Sherri says a "masculine female janitor" offered her a Snickers bar. A cellmate told her that if she took the candy she would "be her wife." So she passed.Moral of the story: Lesbians are like pitbulls, friendly one minute and ravenous the next.
the best was when Sherri admitted she didn't know if the Earth was flat or not. in addition to Sherri's shoe-size IQ, Elizabitch's right-or bite views, Baba Wawa's near dementia at times, and Whoopi's 'what am i doing here' attitude, the View is unwatchable these days. i say give Joy her own show, maybe the Larry King franchise.
Posted by: casey | July 03, 2009 at 09:49 AM
That she resisted a free Snickers bar is the real news here.
Posted by: kenneth | July 03, 2009 at 01:25 PM
Having just watched some YT of her - including that debate on transgendered children I´m not surprised. What I am surprised about is how she gets away with her bigotry.
I´m presuming she didn´t grant this particular rag an interview.
So I guess she can´t be held responsible for that lovely homophobic two page spread.
Off topic: There is a lot of sex between men in prison - and ironically these men are not gay.
Just like there is a lot of sex between men anywhere where the sex´s are segregated i.e Saudia Arabia. And it´s got nothing to do with Down low and it has always been that way.
Posted by: Heph | July 03, 2009 at 03:44 PM
casey, Joy is getting her own show, a nighttime one on HLN in September.
Posted by: Harrison | July 03, 2009 at 03:48 PM
sherri is not only a bigot but a hypocrite. she is both ignorant and stupid. she lives in fear and cannot accept the world as it is, rather than relying on what she was taught. she is a failure to her own promise of being. i hope as her child Jeffrey ages he chooses to not be influenced by this woman's behavior and choices. if so, he is destined for pain and suffering. she is, to say the least, an embarrassment to herself.
Posted by: tom | July 03, 2009 at 05:15 PM
Let´s just say the "sneaker bar" incident never happen but the rest of her tale did; I wonder how that headline would have read then.
I WAS MISTAKEN FOR A HOOKER?! :D
Posted by: Heph | July 04, 2009 at 03:29 PM