Above, Jeremy Irons's son, sexy Max, as he appears in People (March 21, 2011). Below, Ryan Gosling with a deer friend from the same ish:

More after the jump...

Jake Gyllenhaal (from the March 21, 2011, issue of Us) can run, but he can't hide, from gay eyes:

Via National Enquirer (March 21, 2011), Matthew McConaughey gets a whole spread, and spreads his...

Life & Style (March 21, 2011) offers up Kellan Lutz as an example of a bad dresser, but I think he could be wearing a lampshade on his head as long as a wifebeater is the anchor of his outfit:

Finally, sly Adam Gregory from TV Guide (March 7—13, 2011):