Michele Bachmann was offended when FOX lackey Chris Wallace had the temerity to ask her, "Are you a flake?" (He later bowed down to his outraged audience—what a tool! His father wouldn't be so cowardly. Though he "never apologized" to Bachmann.) But now that she's mistakenly compared her spirit to that of killer clown John Wayne Gacy instead of John Wayne, can we all agree that ahead or behind in the early polling, she's just plain stupid?