Hot Ballou

Tyson Ballou is summer-ready.

BROKEN NEWS: Phylllis Diller celebrating Barbra Streisand in 2001.

Mitt Romney not a fan of Barack Obama's. (Who cares?)

Colorado Republican storms away angrily from Aurora victim's dad.

Marriage equality in France is a done deal.

Cannes shooter: "It really appears to be a crazy guy." 

Catholic loon Bill Donhue jumps on the IRS wahhh!mbulance.

Jason Bateman & Will Arnett give 'em something' to talk about:

An arresting development.

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Sandra Bernhard dishes on Madonna and trashes Anderson Cooper.

Michelle Visage is "just sayin'" Madonna didn't invent vogueing.

Madonna's latest Instagram = Joan Crawford by Hurrell. LOVES.

Vintage Madonna

Jeb Bush just went on TV and claimed that Barack Obama won re-election by dividing the country. Jeb BUSH said that. He wasn't being ironic. Also, he stated, when asked about any baggage the Bush name may have should he decide to run in 2016 (God help us if all we have to offer the world is Bush after Bush after Bush):

"I don't think there's any Bush baggage at all."

He also flip-flipped on immigration again, stating he would be okay with a law that would allow undocumented immigrants a path to citizenship:

"...if you can craft that in law where you can have a path to citizenship where there isn't an incentive for poeple to come illegally."

As Think Progress notes, this contradicts his own book...that he published hours ago.

President Obama reportedly thanked Jimmy Carter's grandson, James Carter IV, for his role in the release of Mitt Romney's infamous "47% tape."

With thanks to Twitter's @zacharysire

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Florida) is supposed to be the right wing's savior, yet he's so anti-woman (and apparently parched!) I don't see him making a dent if Hillary Clinton runs. And she will. Terrible response to President Obama's intelligent and uplifting ("They deserve a vote!") State of the Union speech.

André Cassagnes, the inventor of the Etch-a-Sketch, has died at age 86. And now, Mitt Romney can finally have a good cry over what went down in '12.

This admittedly hilarious gif has gone viral, and is being sold as Michelle Obama "eye-rolling" John Boehner. As fun as that would be, that's not what's going on. He's saying something to her and she's getting ready to acknowledge him but their attention is pulled away by something being announced—after this moment, everyone is seen applauding.

But that hasn't stopped right-wingers from attacking her for what they're terming her "classless" (catch the subtext?) behavior...and, of course, for eating with her elbows on the table.

Keep reading to see and hear President Barack Obama's complete second Inauguration speech, a liberal foot-stomper, in which he surprisingly name-checked Stonewall alongside Selma.:

"We, the people, declare today that the most evident of truths—that all of us are created equal—is the star that guides us still; just as it guided our forebears through Seneca Falls, and Selma, and Stonewall."

Wow...

He did it with a guy 30 years ago...is he a sex offender?

UK coppers seek gay DNA from decades-old "crimes."

Meanwhile, Bieber moons the world but goes free.

President Obama's record-breaking swearing-in marathon.

A three-HOUR Madonna instrumental megamix.

BANG-UP JOB: Five shot on Gun Appreciation Day.

James Franco's Interior Leather Bar sounds ridiculous.

Mark Salling hates showers in raincoats.

Colbi Bruce is your Hunk du Jour.

Do gay partners keep up hot sex lives?

Reconnecting with a favorite actor 40+ years later.

Charlotte Rae's gay-husband shame.

President Obama's executive orders are few and far between.

His story was dead wrong

Football player Manti Te'o's dead GF story was a hoax.

HALF-COCKED: Right wing vs. any gun-control laws.

STRAIGHT SHOOTERS: General public likes Obama's plan.

Impeachment over gun control? Comparisons to Saddam!

Dan Savage & Merle Miller: On Being Different.

Martha Wash's new album is some kind of wonderful.

From DADT victim to Inauguration co-chair.

Evangelicals vs. Evangelicals on marriage equality.

Is Sebastian Stan tasty in Picnic?

I looove this unibrow. Love.

Channing Tatum is literally man candy.

Magic Mike & Ike

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