The divorce? Piece of cake. Now as for Suri's custody, Tom's up Dawson's Creek without a paddling

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing. Why? Anyone's guess:

(1) The contract expired

(2) She got sick of being called "Kate" all the damn time

(3) She saw Rock of Ages

(4) He found out Travolta would give him free massages any time he wanted

(5) It keeps them both relevant in the media

(6)...they fell out of love?