Men's Journal usually has such boring covers, but I must say its August 2012 Ryan Lochte cover and I are getting along swimmingly. He looks like Bruce Weber's wet dream. Inside, he stresses that he doesn't stress over his chosen profession—swimming—and the upcoming Olympics:

"Swimming doesn't define who I am. I'm still going to be exactly who I am and have fun with life. For me, it's just a sport that I do."

Yes, and war crimes were just hobbies for W. More mouth-watering photos of Lochte after the jump...

Looks like John Barrowman in this one, no?