Brad Pitt's anti-gay mom Jane Pitt will be shocked—SHOCKED!—to learn he's "set on playing a gay man!" That's what National Enquirer (August 13, 2012) says anyway. So funny that he's going to play "a gay man," something that might've happened in the '80s. Now, you have to do more than simply play gay—you play J. Edgar Hoover, Liberace, a gay cowboy engaging in a star-crossed same-sex affiar...somethin'!