Gilles Marini has the perfect body—lithe and supple—as seen in In Touch (August 27, 2012). Glad he'll be back on Dancing with the Stars. Below, the same magazine offers up Penn Badgley pedalling away on the luckiest bicycle seat ever:

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Eli Sapharti lost over a hundred pounds and wound up in the pages of People (August 27, 2012), looking good (and waxed). Most memorable quote: "I ate cereal from a mixing bowl." Which sounds fabulous, actually:

Whoa! I'm not usually that into Joey Lawrence (who resembles a wax figure with painted-on hair...?), but he is looking good in this (staged) paparazzi shot from Globe (August 27, 2012):

Finally, Mr. Gwen Stefani (aka Gavin Rossdale) looks agelessly moan-inducing in Life & Style (August 27, 2012):