Can one launch a lifestyle brand that has no life and no style?

Christopher Ciccone apparently has a shoe brand he's launching, all in rubber. He says he thinks his name is big enough for such an endeavor because he's worked creatively for 25 or 30 years, and not all just for Madonna. I'm still trying to figure out how someone with hooves designs for humans.

Even the models realize these shoes aren't made for walkin'

But anyway, CC also claims he's "good" with Madonna now. I find it unfathomable that she would ever speak to him again after his relentlessly mean-spirited tell-all book and his unbecoming willingness to hand out bitchy comments about her appearance and parenting and taste in love partners to every media outlet that will listen, but that's his story and he's sticking to it. Oh, and while promoting his rubbers, he made sure to point out that no one in his family gets to see Madonna's children.

I'm not sure that's an accident.

Good God, how long before this one ends up living under a bridge, too?

Yes, this is a really bitchy post for me, but he's always saying bitchy shit, and anyone who sells out their flesh and blood in a tell-all book is scummy, even if the flesh and blood did a bunch of uncool stuff.