Killer looks

Marc Anthony Donais—porn legend Ryan Idol to you—was sentenced to 12 years in prison for attempted murder over an incident in which he beat his former girlfriend with a toilet lid. "I came over here to kill you," he reportedly told her before doing his worst. Luckily, she survived. Will the 46-year-old actor—who once went out a window and lived—be so lucky after a dozen years in the slammer?

Chi Chi La Rue is capitalizing on this and other cases of porn stars by marketing their old sex scenes under the title (Work Unfriendly) Criminal Cocks. It's up to you to decide if that's tasteless, but at least in the case of serial rapist Tim Barnett, it would seem a little dicey.