This creature—who is an in-house designer for Haus of Gaga (which in a few years could be a credit akin to being A.D. on the Max Headroom series)—tweeted that Madonna is "an ignorant old hag" who is "desperate for attention." I'm not sure how old he is thanks to Botox and PhotoShop, but he's no spring chicken so shouldn't be getting into ageist rants. But the desperate for attention part is a real hoot considering the fact that his self-pic shows him stabbing himself with scissors and considering he works for Lady Gaga, no shy and retiring wallflower herself.

Why is wanting attention a deal-killer for popstars? It's actually a prerequisite!