I guess I'd make a terrible Nasty Pig since all I can think of watching this video is how terrified I'd be if I saw a stray pit bull running down the street toward me...

Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

Save 20% on  undies using code BOYCULTURE20.

Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

Why was this ad, by Rick Day for C-IN2.com, banned from Facebook? Even after watching it I think Facebook overreacted...

From the flip sides of a couple of large, vinyl ads here in NYC. Would look great blown up to wall size.

 

The latest FU e=fu8 photo shoot with model Daniel Sinasohn (wearing Pleasure X8 Cut in red, black and gray ($88.88), Flyless Undergear in purple ($29.88) and V Trim in white ($28.88), with photography by Yanqi Chang.

Behind-the-scenes video after the jump...

Check out this lovely, gay-themed Kingis Ice commercial...

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Above, Daft Punk + Giorgio Moroder + Nile Rodgers = heaven.

WeHo realtor brain dead from bacterial meningitis. Get the shot.

Kmart becomes cool with just one commercial.

MILKIN' IT: Mama cat adopts orphaned bunny.

Follow Boy Culture's (Work Unfriendly) Tumblr.

Cyndi Lauper pleads veggie on Lady Gaga's meat dress.

Men's fall/winter '13 collections are here.

PUBIC NUISANCE: Hugh Jackman gets pubic-bombed at gym.

Justin Bieber really is an idiot.

But so is Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine).

A list of the BIGGEST male stars, like Steve "12.4-inch" Cochran.

Brian Shimansky works it on out.

Is La Toya the "most relevant living Jackson?"

In the Deep Web series about friends with secrets.

Is Walt Disney World "an unconstitutional form of government?"

Scott Brown to carpetbag New Hampshire?

YESTERGAY: San Francisco's forgotten gay bars.

Best Star Wars parody ever?

Which has the Weitz stuff?

A (Work Unfriendly) Tumblr: Guys & Pits.

Hot young models with crazy hair.

1st look at Darius Goodworth's FU e=fu8 Underwear shoot:

Five-card stud

Philip "The Body" Fusco is the star of the latest titillating Gregg Homme ad. The first part has more intrigue that "Who Shot J.R.?" and more skin than you'd find on a fleet of Jell-O pudding trucks...