More proof that the Internet makes dumb people dumber, mean people meaner, and suspicious people into paranoid conspiracy theorists: When Michael Musto first Facebooked Angelina Jolie's preventative double mastectomy news, the first comment was from a woman who theorized that Jolie was just using the specter of cancer as a smokescreen for replacing her saggy boobs. And she meant it.

I mean, Jesus...the woman did something radical to help herself and her family. I don't think I'd have the courage to do something similar. Good for her. I would think if she felt the need to have plastic surgery, she would be able to do that without coming up with any sort of cover story at all.

Almost 25% there...

Gov. Mark Dayton (D-Minnesota) officially signs marriage equality into law.

"Americans angry about Benghazi can't find it on a map."

This is final word on Benghazi: The definitive timeline.

Even the GOP knows Obama wasn't behind IRS scandal.

Tranna Wintour: What I've learned from divas.

Angelina's kids were supportive during her surgeries.

57 cans of whipped cream later....

Grooviest tights ever!

The racist reality of celebrity porn scams.

Is Beyoncé sick and tired, or with child?

Meet Ryan Fogle, our worst spy ever.

Jonathan Groff's gay-themed series picked up by HBO.

Holy roller claims to have Jesus Christ's endorsement.

Get ready for The Goldbergs (different ones from these):

Can't she just be installed?

Big hint that Hillary Clinton may run for president.

Meryl Streep for veep?

Supremes put off marriage cases. Friday?

Soccer coach watched sexual assaults?

Boy Culture's new Facebook page.

A shirtless McFly vacay.

Bradley Manning's trial postponed.

Angelina Jolie won't spend Xmas with her bigot-in-law.

John Travolta has magic—as well as jazz—hands?

Three Cups of Tea co-author commits suicide.

Making sure your cat is "classy."

SCREWED: Sued for Grey porn.

Django Unchained covers Vibe.

Pandora Boxx: Only the final 4 Drag Racers are talented.

NV judge rules marriage equality = death of human race.

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Curl Up & Dye: Below the Belt offers painless pubic coloring.

My old boss's reaction would be: "There's no such word as 'grey'—it's 'gray'."

Or on Ryan Gosling's. Or on Lady Gaga's. Now you can!

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Via Jeffy Pop

Here are all my Oscars red carpet and telecast thoughts, compiled into one handy volume from Facebook. Horrible show. Obvious highlights would be Cirque du Soleil, Jim Rash soft-mocking Angelina Jolie and—can't believe this part was a highlight this year!—the lovely "in memoriam" section, even if Esperanza Spalding 100% lip-synched due to the complicated nature of the audio and the producers' decision to cut out any disparity in the amount of applause for some corpses over others.

Billy Crystal was totally off and should not host again, even though he did improve later on and his naughty political jabs were funniest. Neil Patrick Harris should expect a phone call soon if he hasn't already received it.

Here ya go. Thoughts?

Neither Democrat nor Republican but simply "other," Scientologist Juliette Lewis is another star who thinks Ron Paul rocks, telling her Facebook fans that she likes how he is for "preserving the constitution [sic] and basic human rights which are slowly being dismantled with last couple presidents and then some."

Are you interested in Angelina Jolie's directorial debut In the Land of Blood and Honey? Trailer and info here. I'm...ambivalent.

The new Star (June 27, 2011) Nancy Drew a gasp out of me—I thought Pamela Sue Martin had somehow done something cover-worthy!