Bethenny (naturally thin, unnaturally stacked), in costume
Fans of The Real Housewives of New York City will appreciate the title, though fans of Madonna have yet another embarrassing comparable in Alex Rodriguez's love life—the man said to have hooked up with Madonna also lusted after an extremely masculine madame, was married to a sinewy shrew and now apparently adds smart-assed, horse-faced Bethenny from the show to his, er, stable. There is only so much "ick" factor I can take.
Much as I can't stand her, she's less annoying that most of her castmates. Here, she parodies them fairly wickedly, adding "backstabber" to the list of all her other admirable traits.