279 posts categorized "BULGES"
Big Brother Canada's Kenny Brain has a BIG one. (Work Unfriendly)
Singer likes to "skinny dip in a pool of tweaked out barely legal twinks..." but is "no rapist."
Pink and red and Duncan Black all over.
Singer says he wasn't even in Hawaii at the time of the alleged assault.
When gay marriage was just a union of "two faggots."
President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe sincerely hates homos.
Lesbian police chief sacked, likely just because she's gay.
This Andrew Christian model wears, and deserves to be, a Trophy Boy.
Mrs. Doubtfire sequel?
My "then and now" gallery is above...
I wasn't going to attend the latest Hollywood Show in L.A. at the Westin LAX this past Saturday. I'd made up my mind that while dropping in would make all the sense in the world if I were an Angeleno, dropping in from across the frickin' country made about as much sense as the fact that Joan Collins does these things out of an actual need for cash. (See my other trips to autograph shows at #5 on this list.)
“Even my worst orgasm was right on the money.”—Woody Allen
But then I figured out a bunch of other stuff to do in L.A. and splurged, booking Monday and arriving with some goodies for a variety of the over 100 (!) scheduled stars to sign. Unfortunately, it was one of my least exciting shows, but I was still reminded of that Woody Allen quote. You know the one.
The show was meh because, for one thing, quite a few stars canceled, including some whose advertised presence had helped me decide to go in the first place. For example, I'd spent part of one day sourcing a fabulous Rene Auberjonois portrait from The Eyes of Laura Mars on eBay, then tracking it down in person here in NYC, only to discover that he'd canceled the night before. Apparently, Rene told a fellow celebrity guest, “I don't have any pictures to bring so I'm not going.”
I also missed seeing Dale Bozzio, the original Lady Gaga, whose lead vocals on the Missing Persons record Spring Session M are the perfect combo of pleasing and unnerving. No matter that she's since become a crazy cat lady—I love huh!
But it's a thin line between love and hate when it comes to fandom. I overheard one attendee fuming that the gossip columnist Rona Barrett had canceled (another one I'd been so curious to meet), saying, “She canceled? What a fucking bitch! I'm dying to meet her!”
Not having as many stars to “get” made for a leisurely show. Unfortunately, it did not make for one of my favorite shows; kudos to the organizers for rounding up so many diverse celebs, but it just so happened that the ones I was most excited to meet didn't wow me. I had precious few fun encounters...well, if we're talking about the ones with celebrities.
Here they are. I calls 'em likes I sees 'em...
Jon Hamm looks superhot on and in Men's Fitness (May 2014)...and his best asset isn't even spotlighted!
Actually, the intrepid interviewer succeeds in getting Hamm on the record about his legendary package, even if Hamm is quite dismissive of all the hype (which, to be fair, is probably mostly fueled by PhotoShop at this point):
“That's the dark side of all this [fame], I guess. As a nonfamous person, would you want people walking up to you and pointing to your dick? I can't believe I'm talking about this. But I've worn underwear every day of my life, and the fact that I'm painted as this exhibitionist is a little annoying. It's become a meme, I guess. Being someone who people want to photograph, you have to open yourself up to the positive and negative. It is what it is. If I get mad at it I'll look like a douche bag. But it's silly”
Obama to sign executive orders on equal pay for women.
Video from inside Doris's big Day!
Click here if you like studs with mustaches.
Woman freezes to death in morgue?
Stay AWAY from Shakira.
Missy Elliott readies comeback album.
Mariah Carey, great in bed, doesn't know who Kim Kardashian is.
Leee Black Childers, NYC Underground shooter, dies.
Frank Bruni also thinks we should be tolerant of intolerance.
Seinfeld actor dies at 50.
Anti-gay Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich has resigned.
Conservagay Andrew Sullivan blames “left-Liberal intolerance.”
No, gays don't want Christians dead.
John Waters gets animated.
Paula Deen's racism-friendly restaurant closes.
Bruce Jenner closer than ever to fully transitioning.
David Letterman is retiring in 2015.