"Lotus" blossoms

More of Christina Aguilera's album is previewed.

Lady Gaga brags on her perfume's success.

Madonna on Gaga: "I invited her to sing with me on stage—she turned me down."

Cheyenne Jackson flaunts skin in his new show.

Sarah Palin endorses Romney/Ryan—36 hours out.

Ex-NJ Gov. Whitman: FL voting mess "inexcusable."

John McCain strategist: Voter fraud is Republican "mythology."

Nice Knockers: Linda McMahon is one desperate Republican.

Romney's anti-factual pollster leaks fantasy internals.

Final ABC/WaPo poll = 50 (0) - 47 (R) : Undecideds breaking for Obama.

President Obama responds to daughter of gay dads:

What's the difference?

This post is amazing—it contains literally 500 sound reasons to vote against Mitt Romney and for Barack Obama. Share liberally.

Men's retreats helped "cure" this lustful cockmonster

"Every inch of my body craved male sexual contact."—Ex-gay loon

Jimmy Savile molestation scandal crosses the Atlantic?

Romney losing ground as election nears.

Five things you don't know about Barack Obama.

How to buy Madonna's ugly-coolest outfit EVER.

P!nk interprets Madonna.

Joy Behar can't say "fuck," can't say, "cocksucker."

Octo-Grandpa said, "No, no, no!"

Charlie Sheen's crack addiction winning.

Puppet show: Gaga v. Die Antwoord.

Latinos fired up for Obama.

Lawrence Schiller's Marilyn Monroe images get a gallery show.

Don't know much about art, but know what I wanna be loved by you...

They laughed their asses off—but will she lose her seat?

Michele Bachmann laughed at by audience during debate.

Huckabee strongly implies: Vote for Obama, go to hell.

The Burtka-Harrises really know how to celebrate Halloween!

Gaga is the "G.U.Y. (Girl Under You)".

UAW: Romney violated ethics, profited from auto bailout.

Patrick Murphy endorsed by Allen West's primary opponent.

New Yorkers Dumpster-diving.

Michigan: Remember what Romney said, what Obama did.

Romney: Disaster relief like cleaning a football field.

Fire Island devastated by Sandy.

Dean Geyer makes love to has sex with the camera.

Making the camera his bitch

From not-so-bad to worse

Above: Barack Obama and Mitt Romey are NOT. THE. SAME.

Nate Silver not voting, but if he did, it would be between...Johnson and Romney???

Another poll shows Obama ahead in...Florida???

Ricky Martin drops his pants for charity.

New Sicilian governor is gay! (But an asshole.)

For Sharon Needles, "Everyday (sic) is Halloween."

Johnny Depp's drag routine for David Furnish.

Breezy Point among hardest hit by Sandy thanks to fire.

Climate-change deniers are "pigs." (Can pigs swim?)

Maryland marriage is on the brink.

Gay Republican faked hate crime, is fired. GOProud still supports.

Mitt Romney's Ohio relief event was a total fraud.

Canned empathy

Even if you think you've heard all of the various grotesque comments about rape from the Republicans that are out there, this handy chart below (via DailyKos) is likely to hold a few surprises for ya. Lie back and enjoy it...

For your holiday wish list?

Chely Wright: Wish Me Away, the documentary about the country star, comes out on DVD.

Soledad O'Brien reminds Rudy Giuliani of her job description.

Bloomberg for marriage, against "socialism."

Unsavory rumors swirl around The Advocate.

Cavalrymen for Romney. Obama is losing the aughties vote.

Justin Timberlake sang to his bride. Uh, he better have!

Florida firm connected to voter fraud on Republican payroll.

C'mon, vote! Let your body move to the Madonna music.

Did she just do a party line with that guy?

Incredibly, Mitt Romney's son Tagg—who is an adult man, by the way—told a reporter that watching the president better his father in last night's debate gave him a violent impulse toward Obama; he wanted to:

"You know, uh, rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him. But you know you can't do that because, well, first there's a lot of secret service agents between you and him..."

Audio here. Unreal. This is unacceptable.

The first legit post-debate poll is in, and while Mitt Romney has improved his lot (with Republicans), Barack Obama hasn't lost any ground overall while gaining a bit with Independents. Chill. Out.

Do we need German-American internment camps?

Rep. Roscoe Bartlett (R-Maryland), a Tea Party Caucus member, has insinuated that government student loans are a slippery slope to...the Holocaust??? Yep:

"Not that it's not a good idea to give students loans, it certainly is a good idea to give them loans. But if you can ignore the Constitution to do something good today, tomorrow you will be ignoring the Constitution to do something bad. You could. There are more people in our, in America today of German ancestry than any other [inaudible]. The Holocaust that occurred in Germany—how in the heck could that happen? And when you start down the wrong road, it can be a very slippery slope."

When they first said "it takes all kinds," that was before the Tea Party came into existence. It doesn't take that kind.