Disney was not his cup of tea.

Having worked with the Jonas Brothers for years (we're not besties, but they know me and I would hope think positively of me, as I do of them), perhaps I am more interested in Joe Jonas's extremely candid mini-memoir he narrated to Jennifer Vineyard at New York's Vulture.

Among his revelations: He's "not religious in any way" (which stands in stark contrast to the boys' very public religious image from those years) following disenchantment with the strict church he grew up in, he did engage in sexual activity as a teenager but says he lost his virginity at 20 and is glad he didn't "go there" with any "bathshit crazy" girls from his past, and yes, the whole Disney machine really did do a number on his head.

Apparently, Glee isn't out of Madonna songs to cover after all...now it's "Into the Groove," by Chris Colfer (with an assist by Demi Lovato and Adam Lambert).

From here: I've worked with every one of these girls and have interviewed them and watched their careers from Day One. I was the first magazine editor to put Hilary Duff on a magazine cover, which directly led to quite a string of those. So I know whereof I speak when I say that as fascinating as this is (it can also be read as darkly slut-shaming, a #ruinedchildhood meme), it's really no different from what happens to most girls—they go from total innocence to not so much. (Granted, these images are exaggerated as they're all actresses and singers.)

But what's even more interesting to me about this clever image is the implied expectation that they would have stayed total innocents forever in the first place.

The Disney/performing aspect is probably responsible for making them old beyond their years—Miley and Hilary were having adult conversations, very adult, at 15, 16, and making business decisions you or I would feel torn about.

I've got 10 copies of the remixes of Demi Lovato's "Heart Attack" to give away!

To enter for your chance to win, simply comment this post with your favorite dance song of the past year. I'll pick 10 of you at random to win 1 week from today at 5PM ET. (U.S. residents only.)

Good luck!

She could be a pill to work with at times, but if I were a teenager, I think Demi Lovato might be my goddess. As it is, she has made some good music, including her new single "Heart Attack" from her album Demi, out May 14.

Check out the remixes after the jump...

Loose lips

Like Kissin' Yer Mister: Junior's hot, hot cover.

Ke$ha's video for "Die Young."

Gay and handy in the kitchen? Gotta love The Flaming Chef.

Oprah to Bette Midler: "You're in your sixties!"

Christopher Ciccone follows sis Madonna on a Gloss cover.

Gaga fans burn Madonna in efitted-T.

Chinese condom ad keeps it classy.

President Obama won eight of the country's 10 richest counties.

Changing demos doomed Republicans.

Crybabies: White People Mourning Mitt Romney.

Pregnancy test joke leads to testicular-cancer diagnosis.

Modern Family star removed from home amidst abuse allegations.

VH1 Divas special includes Miley (19), Demi (20) & Jordin (22).

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): For those in need of a beard.

Here come the fuzz!

Forty-two-year-old Panda Ross was deemed "entertaining" and "charming" by Britney Spears, and everyone else on The X-Factor liked her, too...

Click me to see why I'm funny

With thanks to Brad: The above, apparently real gif, speaks for itself. I wonder if her conservator gets to call in and override Britney's input? At least Britney is a bona fide star, one in possession of whatever the legendary X factor of her new gig's title is.