Vintage Steve Reeves. Will you sign my ... oh, uh. Now that I have your attention:

Best. Doritos. Ad. Ever! Starring Walter Mercado: 

Mariah Carey does not know Demi Lovato either: 

China Machado, first non-white cover of Harper's Bazaar (1959), dies @ 87: 

5 details of that unproduced Madonna script. Plus, another Madonna documentary may be in the works. Follow here.

Trump-loving Susan Olsen is sorry she hurt “the real” gay community with her words, but finds it hilarious people call her anti-LGBTQ.

Some seasonal beats:

Shoe must love me ... (Image via National Park Foundation)

Win Madonna's autographed shoes, girl!

(Or items featuring Bryan Lourd, Stevie Nicks, Dustin Lance Black, Taylor Swift, Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Cyndi Lauper, George Clooney, Demi Lovato and/or Cher.)

It's all for a good cause—the National Park Foundation, which recently embraced the Stonewall National Monument and needs funds to maintain it.

Out Magazine Slammed For "Fawning" Milo Profile - https://t.co/an87pNk96P pic.twitter.com/URYvmpSrrF

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) September 21, 2016

Out's Chadwick Moore, who excoriated Nick Jonas for queer-baiting, offers uncritical profile of Gay Enemy #1 Milo Yiannopoulos.

Speaking of which: Why Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas canceled their North Carolina gig.

(Image via Women's Health)

Jeffrey Tambor brought it up at the Emmys—does “transface” have to go?

Justin Michael Williams counsels: “Sh*t Gets Better.”  Steven Curtis offers “Ocean,” live: 

Liquid Diet's new song and music video have a title I can't report, even on a gay blog.

(Image via Liquid Diet)

Another solid poll for Hillary—up by 6% nationally.

 

Goal: Shred to 180 by my birthday, August 25th. Current weight: 194. This will signify my before picture for the before and after in 7 weeks.

A photo posted by 24 Naperthrill, IL (@nick_fridrich) on Jul 6, 2016 at 10:55pm PDT

ABOVE: And he thinks he needs to lose 14 pounds.

BELOW: And he doesn't think this is perfection.

 

Progress not perfection. 6 months. #abs #chest #biceps #hardwork #fitness #workingout #training #mybody #gaysofig #me #body #muscle #diet #trainers #nycbodies

A photo posted by Nelson.Julian (@mrincredible2) on Jul 21, 2016 at 7:56am PDT

SUPER-THIGHS ME: Who's yer daddy?

NATHAN ADRIAN LOSES SPEEDO: Thank God for ESPN, the wind beneath my thing.

STREET LIFE: F*cking Young! offers off-duty models.

(Image by Adriano B for F*cking Young!)

STEPHEN DEHLER: He poses for D'Andre Michael, world's mind blown.

#sneakpeek #unfashionmagazine shot by @DAndreMichael 📸📸📸 pic.twitter.com/bblUtTqw6p

— Steven Dehler (@StevenDehler) July 21, 2016

THE FULL MONTY: Adam Goldberg lets it all hang out in Rebirth. (Work Unfriendly)

Adam Goldberg (Video still via Campfire)

SNAIL TRAIL: An erotic poem, a boy with slugs all over him.

THE TIGHTIE WHITIE ALBUM: All the undies you can stand.

RESPECTING & HONORING LGBT PEOPLE: Nick Jonas on his Pulse speech & more.

(Image via Billboard)

Demi Lovato performing "Cool For the Summer" at the #BBMAs https://t.co/pCZtKFyQZh

— Music News & Facts (@musicnews_facts) May 23, 2016

Calling her a music megastar, GLAAD trumpeted the fact that Demi Lovato wore a T-shirt with an inclusive bathroom symbol on it in protest of North Carolina's abhorrent HB2 law.

GLAAD's President & CEO Sarah Kate Ellis said in a statement: 

Demi Lovato continues to be a fearless ally for LGBT equality and acceptance. By wearing her support for the transgender community, Lovato is raising critical visibility for vulnerable LGBT North Carolinians and sending an invaluable message of support to transgender people everywhere.

Lovato will be selling the shirt on her upcoming Honda Civic: Future Now tour, with proceeds going to LGBT orbs in North Carolina.

In April, Lovato and tourmate Nick Jonas nixed a North Carolina appearance over HB2.

Lilly Wachowski accepts her prize. (Image by Getty Images for GLAAD)

The 27th Annual GLAAD Media Awards were held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in L.A. last night, attracting top names—including some of the biggest millennial stars.

Taylor Swift was a surprise presenter, handing the Stephen F. Kolzak Award to Orange Is the New Black babe Ruby Rose. The award is given to out LGBT people in who have fought homophobia in the public sphere. Check out the list of distinguished honorees since 1991.

Demi Lovato won the Vanguard Award, which has also gone to many household names, ever since 1993. The award was presented to her by tour mate and former Camp Rock co-star Nick Jonas, to which Demi said, “What people don't know about me is—I know that you all love Nick Jonas, but I actually have a bigger dick than he does. And a huge set of balls.”

I guess Demi is becoming the new Elizabeth Taylor.

I know a lot of us are sick of Caitlyn Jenner, especially due to her political wrongheadedness, but check out her tender speech upon winning Outstanding Reality Program (tying with I Am Jazz) for I Am Cait.

Perhaps the biggest entertainment news story of the evening was the first public appearance of Lilly, formerly Andy, Wachowski, of The Matrix fame. Looking lovely in a floor-length gown, she announced the new her with a simple, “Ta-da!”

Wachowski spoke eloquently (and with dark humor) about her serendipitous coming-out “with the help of the fabulous people at GLAAD, Nick Adams, as well as the extremely sensitive and courteous people at the Daily Mail—thanks, guys!”

A one-hour special devoted to the awards will air on Logo on Monday, April 4, at 10 p.m. ET/PT. That's tomorrow, guys.

“Somebody is trying to kill the world's most beautiful people,” Penelope Cruz coos in this Zoolander 2 trailer. So far, the list of those assassinated includes Lenny Kravitz, Demi Lovato, Justin Bieber, Usher and Madonna.

UPDATE: In the new trailer, the sequence of the stars on the screen is changed up, and Madonna is replaced with Miley Cyrus.

Keep reading for Bryan Hawn's latest parody, this one of Nick Jonas's “Avalanche” feat. Demi Lovato. He told he worried it was too pornographic, but wanted to give everyone a nice way to kick off the holiday season ...