Above: Matt Damon, Illuminati member, goes on a toilet strike.

Exxon-Mobil accused of anti-gay bias.

President Obama hands Carole King the Gershwin Award.

Latest ES undies collection is a sight for whore eyes.

No gay sex in 5 years? Give blood in Canada.

Anti-Muslim attacks as Woolwich retribution.

Boy Scouts of America begin deliberations on gay scouts.

Buff cadets climb greased obelisk.

Kenneth & his bro have a Fontaine/de Haviland scene brewing.

Right-to-lifer thinks getting raped is like being in a flood.

David Cameron "proud" of marriage-equality vote. 

Dying, he set out to become a famous musician. And is.

Salt Lake City, UT, has most same-sex parents.

Gay tcotchkes, with a % of profits going to LGBT charity.

The rainbow connection.

A soldier has been murdered, reportedly beheaded, in broad daylight in Woolwich, England, by two men, one of whom seemed to address a random camera with a confession that the killing was terrorist in nature. Video of one of the attackers, both of whom were later shot, after the jump...

Porn-business casual

Rafael Alencar tries on swimsuits. No changing room. (Work Unfriendly)

"Sock, Cock, & Roll"...insane art piece. (Even Work Unfriendlier)

Porti de Rossi & Ellen DeGeneres won't be moms. Ever.

France racing toward marriage equality.

Malawi President "incandescent with anger"—Madonna off hook.

Republicans "tremble in fear" of Hillary Clinton '16.

Hey, Republicans, THIS is your party. Own it.

Even Georgia's GOVERNOR isn't down with integrated prom!

Ballerina Maria Tallchief dies at 88.

Margaret Thatcher's impassioned anti-gay speech from '87.

Tyrese despises fat cells.

Aleksandar Tomovic brings color to Bello Mag.

Dead man's donated organs rejected because he was gay.

The rejection occurred even before the transplant

Guess witch song is #1?

Thatcher dies, Judy Garland's "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" hits #1 on UK iTunes.

AMAZING remix of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" from 1996.

Michelle Obama tears up over gun control.

Washington State goes after anti-gay florist.

Jocks who go commando.

13 y.o. dachshund has the world's best owner.

Stacey Dash (who???) vs. Jay-Z & Beyoncé.

Montana House decides sodomy is legal after all.

Rick Santorum disinvited from speaking at MI school.

One of my new favorite artists.

Broadway Bares: Solo Strips returns, nakeder than ever. Good cause, great buns.

How do you expect a president to react when you fire her sister? "Uncouth" means "she knows too much."

Your chance to meet Constantine Maroulis & Deborah Cox.

Men's underwear of the month club:

The long and shorts of it

They  had caras then.

Iconic Spanish actress Sara "Sarita" Montiel also died yesterday.

Marc Jacobs and boy-toy get frisky in public.

Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry engaged!

GREEK ACTIVE: Homophobic ad protested, pulled.

Amanda Bynes is morphing into Angelyne.

DEEN MOM: Farrah Abraham $exing pornstar.

"Accidental Racist" = worst song ever.

Madonna stepped on the president's toes in Malawi.

Amsterdam vs. Putin.

Parties break out over Thatcher's death.

Morrissey: Thatcher was "without an atom of humanity."

Hazing-death defendants plead not guilty.

Vatican advisor on who doesn't deserve communion.

2 House GOPers in Illinois down with marriage equality.

Glenn Beck: "Gay marriage advocates have won..."

Rep. Allyson Schwartz (D-Pennsylvania) running for guv.

New Totally Tyler book = Boys, Booze & Bootycalls.

AY, PAPI: Your hunk of the day.

Anderson Cooper learns how to pronounce "Andy Cohen."

Immigration reform ices out LGBTs.

Bar Mitzvah Boy a pro speaker...there's nothin' to it!

Joe Biden was a hot piece of tail:

Viiiiice!

Wilfried Knight, gay pornstar, has died.

Marco McMillian's alleged murderer cries rape.

A bully gets called out...and YouTube protects him.

Web series about a gay father and his straight son.

This old lady "could dance all fuckin' day."

Joseph Gordon-Levitt on his directorial debut.

QUEEN THROWS SHADE: Elizabeth isn't embracing the gays. 

Anti-gay parenting study was fixed.

Ellen DeGeneres renewed for three years.

You can dance...for inspiration!

Called off, definitely

Boy Scouts too anti-gay for Carly Rae.

Turkish oil wrestling is totally legit.

Jeb Bush running for prez in 2016?

Kate Middleton carrying a little princess?

Deborah Cox to women: HIV still a threat. 

Why Republicans should support marriage equality.

Pro athlete to come out sooner rather than later?

Gay Web series are where it's at.

Lisa Rinna goes off on a chick for mauling Harry Hamlin in the can  at a Vegas eatery.

Ellen's Ben Franklin: "We're here, we're queer..."

Superman artist won't work with ultra-homophobe.

Terrence Howard's Oprah sex scene livened up by her "tig ol' bitties."

Anderson Cooper on Madonna: "I'm, like, the oldest groupie in the world."

Blog that smeared Madonna on AIDS removed.

Taylor Swift takes all comers, can NOT take a joke.

Have you ever seen your best friend die?

Beseeching Carly Rae to denounce the Boy Scouts' gnarly gay fatwa

Carly Rae Jepsen asked to speak out against gay ban in the Scouts.

Adele to be the next Shirley Bassey for Bond?

Marc Jacobs playing a pedo pimp in his first movie.

Jamie Lynn Spears is getting married to "another damn Jamie."

Goody two-shoes opens with AIDS joke.

NOM's members could also consider the Pony Express.

Queen Elizabeth's stomach is upset.

Vivica A. Fox calls Joe Biden "White Chocolate."

Nothing can put me off sweets, so this turkey cake looks gooood:

Drumsticky & sweet

A British man is verbally harassed by anti-gay Muslims proclaiming him to be walking in "a Muslim area," where he clearly should not be looking like a homo.

How about: You're Muslim and you're in England, go back to the Middle East? Doesn't sound good in that direction either, "mate."

It's insane to think that fundamentalists are resorting to this, to policing their turf in a country where they're not even the majority. Makes no kind of sense.

He did it with a guy 30 years ago...is he a sex offender?

UK coppers seek gay DNA from decades-old "crimes."

Meanwhile, Bieber moons the world but goes free.

President Obama's record-breaking swearing-in marathon.

A three-HOUR Madonna instrumental megamix.

BANG-UP JOB: Five shot on Gun Appreciation Day.

James Franco's Interior Leather Bar sounds ridiculous.

Mark Salling hates showers in raincoats.

Colbi Bruce is your Hunk du Jour.

Do gay partners keep up hot sex lives?

Reconnecting with a favorite actor 40+ years later.

Charlotte Rae's gay-husband shame.

President Obama's executive orders are few and far between.