The Golden Gate girls

"Artistic greeting cards for gay couple in love" are here.

LeAnn Rimes's titty is pro-marriage equality.

The movies of 2012 in one video.

Listen to "Die Young" while you're six feet under.

Madonna is not filming a "Love Spent" video.

Former Komen exec still loathes Planned Parenthood.

Jenni Rivera's remains identified.

Hagel for Secretary of Defense?

Kerry for Secretary of State?

Hunk of the Day? More like of the century.

Matt Bomer is on at the market.

New gay Internet TV network: EqualityTV!

Every Judy Garland film appearance in 14 minutes:

Wet behind the light years

Water discovered on Mercury.

Director James Gunn apologizes for anti-gay, misogynist rant.

Michigan teacher suspended for playing pro-gay music video.

VOTE: Palestine state receives U.N. recognition.

Is Lindsay Lohan a Wanted woman?

Polish court okays gay inheritance.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn settles with maid.

Colin Farrell rides in on white horse.

Madonna's corset sells for over $50K.

Another DOMA case ruled unconstitutional.

Is Rep. Aaron "I'm not gay" Schock (R-Illinois) a gubernatorial maybe?

Call me "Governor," maybe?

Blacklisted actress Gale Sondergaard's career was ruined by that witch hunt

Hollywood Reporter's mea culpa re the '40s/'50s blacklist era.

Stone Fox: Emma Stone has a sex tape, and "that's a fact."

FOX News shits on Transgender Day of Remembrance.

Good As You does far better.

Dean Geyer continues to be cute.

Chick Flick: Emily's List video thanks supporters.

Scarborough semi-apologizes to Nate Silver.

Teen students routinely sodomized during hazing.

Jared Leto is a poor man's Lucy Punch as a girl.

Pretty enough to be a girl?

Kylie does "The Loco-Motion" on Strictly Come Dancing.

The Naked Truth: SF bans nudity.

Normalizing sex talk.

Christine Quinn well-positioned to be NYC's first out mayor.

Voting her out

Guillotine-agers

Painfully annoying Brant Brother Peter Jr. jokes about killing the prez on Twitter, the friend he was tweeting with defends their actions ("People seriously need to take a joke") and then Peter finally apologizes under duress.

His daddy is publishing mogul Peter Brant (maybe one of those bazillionaires who wasted an obscene amount of money in trying to unseat the president in favor of people who think rape is all in the semantics?) and his mommy is supermodel Stephanie Seymour.

For good measure, Peter also joked about women's rights, which is odd since he's such a girl himself. Recall that he is also the one who was spotted all but making out with his mom.

Brant & Seymour really raised their kids right-wing

The lady with the flag in her hair was a scene-stealer. Aretha wants one NOW.

President Barack Obama's instant-classic 2 a.m. victory speech.

Why his win is, in fact, a mandate.

Mitt Romney's brief but conciliatory concession.

Tammy Baldwin's powerful victory speech.

Tommy Thompson's deflated concession speech.

Elizabeth Warren's exhilarated victory speech.

Scott Brown's defensive concession speech.

Claire McCaskill's against-all-odds victory speech.

Todd Akin's must-see revolting cunt-cession speech.

Heidi Heitkamp (D) narrowly defeats Rick Berg (R) in ND.

Jon Tester (D) looks set to beat Denny Rehberg (R) in MT.

Gabby Giffords' aide slightly behind in race to succeed her in AZ.

Openly gay Richard Tisei (R) loses to John Tierney (D) in MA.

Michele Bachmann (RX100) beats Jim Graves (D) in MN...barely.

Allen West (RX1,000) probably loses to Patrick Murphy (D) in FL...barely.

Jeff Flake (R) defeats Richard Carmona (D) in AZ.

Senate will have highest % of females ever...at 18%.

GA won by Romney, but by less than 8%. Swing state '16.

All four marriage-equality votes favored the good guys.

OH newswoman has zero integrity, sick of talking about it.

GOProud not only stupid, but also bitter.

Brian Williams on Trump: "Driven well past the last exit to relevance."

"Hey, guysh...if you wanna hear shum shtuff, I'll tell yas shum Nixshun shtuff...whee!"

Projection: Diane Sawyer is sleeping it off right now.

CO, WA & MA chillax on the pot issue.

L.A.: Porn performers must wear condoms.

Madonna thrills at news of Obama's victory. Strips.

Other stars react to President Obama's big win.

Karl Rove refuses to accept reality. Worked in '00. Not this time.

This turd has blossomed

Look, I'm not a former candidate—I don't need to be classy. And it's great that Mitt Romney gave a classy, gracious concession speech (eventually), but it only came after months of saying and doing horrendous things that threatened many things I hold dear. So if you're feeling groovy and don't want any post-election snark, skip this. Otherwise, here's my Romney/Ryan playlist—my last post on their losing ticket.

"WonkaMix (Willy Wonka You Lose Remix)" by Various

"It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be" by Aretha Franklin & Whitney Houston

Which one will Hillary choose as her running mate?

Cher & Kathy are balls-deep against Romney/Ryan/Mourdock/Akin.

Romney booster Jack Welch is a dirty liar.

Obama jokes about a "revenge"-vote, Republicans react like this.

538: For Romney to win, state polls would have to be biased.

Girl with two dads to Obama: How do I handle bullying?

MUST-WATCH: Tracy Nelson is an "unfortunate acceptable loss."

A $3 million judgment for stealing gay porn. Sucks 'n' fucks to be you!

Billionaire Boys Will Be Boys Club: $1 million for Trump to go bald.

Daniel Radcliffe & Jon Hamm bathe together.

Look whose gaydar blows: Kirstie Alley was in love with John Travolta.

Madonna's "I'm a Sinner" goes charmingly awry.

Madonna's cute male dancers.

Sara Rue: High-rated Malibu Country is very, very gay.

I don't want Lily Tomlin to even know Reba McEntire, let alone be doing a sitcom with her.

Barbra Streisand's endorsement of President Obama hinges on women's rights, support of Israel and LGBT support...

Gore—Lesley Gore—helps send Mitt Romney a message: "You don't own meee!"...