He shoots, he scores!

West Phillips knows how to shoot a model. (Work Unfriendly)

Teens' sexualities relatively unaffected by porn?

Does Zac Efron in a tight T-shirt affect adult sexuality?

Bette Midler's I'll Eat You Last is a "delectable soufflé."

Key Delaware senator will be voting for marriage equality.

ENDA introduced in Congress.

Ryan Lochte fans turn out to support What Would Ryan Lochte Do?:

I love him, jeah, jeah, jeah! What Would Ryan Lochte Do? airs Sundays @ 10PM on E!

Steven Soderbergh raised on The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T.

Join the Concrete Hero Urban Obstacle Challenge to fight AIDS.

How marriage was won in Rhode Island.

"Have Your (Cup)Cake & Read It, Too! -- The Great Gatsby edition.

Channing Tatum & Joseph Gordon-Levitt remaking Guys & Dolls?

Madonna was "impressive" recording "Like a Prayer."

More of Madonna's so-called "secret project."

From here: Madonna's not-so-secret past wardrobe hits Macy's. All 8 looks.

Haven't collected many items worn by Madonna, but I'd kill for a Keith Haring dress.

Does Gwneth fill the Bill?

People calls Gwyneth Paltrow the "World's Most Beautiful Woman."

Darren Criss announces summer tour.

Bill Clinton introduces gay documentary at TriBeCa.

The gay puppet movie you've longed for is here.

Thor: The Dark World trailer.

Ex-gay poster boy finally calls it a day.

Rhode Island is the tenth state to pass marriage equality...

...but Colombia resoundingly defeats it.

Did former GOP Rep. Allen West (R-Florida) make an online threat?

Average Walmart employer would work 785 years to equal CEO's pay.

Climate activist's first interview after 21 months in jail.

French Minister of Justice speaks following marriage vote. Le wow.

It's the Night of 1,000 Midlers.

Can food make you angry (as well as driving you mad)?

For lovers of shameless muscle. (Work Unfriendly)

Woo-hoo! Iranian prez contender is a Holocaust denial denier.

Screamer painfully tries to equate homosexuality with adultery:

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I wish I had been around when Lauder was handing out presents...

Lauder's BILLION-dollar art gift.

HIGH THERE: Azealia Banks & Snoop Lion chat.

South Africa announces $10 anti-retroviral drug.

Sharon Needles quizzed at The Hookies.

14 foods you should never eat.

PDF: Amazing toy & pop culture auction.

Cary Grant Film Collection hits DVD.

Madonna as a "cure" for AIDS.

Madonna fires Kabbalah from Raising Malawi.

Andy Cohen's cowgirl-position face.

Watch what happens...

With thanks to Michael & Amy: I think Mayor Bloomberg would have more support in his ongoing health campaigns with messaging like this. I mean, "Stop smoking, you fucktard!" is hard to argue with.

Irrelevance pays: Madonna is now a billionairess.

HALL OF SHAME: 10 Senate Dems against (or undecided!) on marriage equality.

Bieber goes shirtless, creams neighbor?

Disgraced Daily Caller hack outs 1st daughters' spring break location.

Quizzing homophobes: How has marriage equality harmed your marriage?

Get yer Anderson Coop-cakes here!

Obese passengers will soon be charged extra by airlines.

Judge Judy's Republican son inserts himself into sordid rape case.

William Friedkin expresses Cruising regrets. (And should.)

Cruising represented Hollywood stabbing gays in the back

This version starred Bea-listers

ROSE IS A ROSE: This Dutch version of The Golden Girls is everything.

The president's SCOTUS brief vs. Prop 8.

Ricky Martin angry that Puerto Rico's adoption law is anti-gay.

"One of the 1st viable openly LGBT Miss. candidates" murdered.

Kid's cuteness upstages Minn. marriage-equality hearing.

Incredibly tasteless Audrey Hepburn ad for chocolate.

Theo James is just plain hot.

Good Boy Gone Bad Underwear model's a heart-stopper.

In praise of the fuzzy cameraman on The Office.

Richard Simmons is frickin' nuts.

Pablo Morais lookin' real good for Sergio K.

Anderson Cooper passionately defends Anne Hathaway:

A tour to benefit LGBT mental health/suicide prevention = music to my ears

Accidental Bear launches summer queer-music tour.

Taylor Swift is now Kathy Griffin's Seinfeld character.

NIGHT OF SHE-IGUANA: Courtney Stodden's new video.

478 (!) red-carpet looks from Oscar history.

Urge DC Comics to drop traitor Orson Scott Card.

As a mom, Shirley MacLaine made a great actress.

Half-nekkid model's got nice eggs.

Decrepit anti-gay mayor resigns.

Adam Lambert is our new Liza.

"40 is the new dead": Fresh Mike Diamond.

Russia should have "private zones for LGBT"???

Batman & Robin: Bulging with queerness.

Wonder no more—he ain't no Boy!

Is the new flavor lip gloss?

Choose your favorite Super Bowl Doritos commercial.

My new favorite wide receiver.

Every second man in NYC must be an escort.

Carly Rae Jepsen wants to "grovel" and kiss Madonna's hand.

New York leads the way in gun control.

FOX News attempts to rebrand the "debt limit."

This priest was literally all tied up in church.

Rising Evangelical apologizes for gay-bashing.

Inside NOH8's fourth-anniversary party.

Lena Dunham won't marry until you can:

An instructional video on how to ice a cake in the nude. (Though he wears pants, so...?) I'm not sure which would be more delicious, the cake or the baker...

My friend Anthony was at Union Square Cafe, a highly regarded restaurant here in NYC, when he spotted this note on the maitre'd's screen, clearly poking fun at a diner's not-so-outrageous-sounding request.

Anthony snapped it because he felt it was similar to the story of the "fat" woman in the "red dress" who was mortified to be IDed as such by a valet in Boca Raton over the holidays.

When will these places learn to simply denigrate their customers untraceably in private?