Above, a gallery of 10 scorching-hot Bryan Hawn images.

If you haven't heard of Bryan Hawn, you're behind on your behinds.

Currently in possession of the Web's best back-up plan, Hawn is a fitness model, singer (A Decade of Music) and author, his latest book being THE LIST (What the Top Fitness Models Don't Want You to Know).

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There's very little I don't want to know about Mr. Hawn, so I ended up interviewing him to find out some of those secrets, and to ask about the guy with the caboose that seems to be laying golden eggs for him...

Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

Save 20% on  undies using code BOYCULTURE20.

Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

More proof that the Internet makes dumb people dumber, mean people meaner, and suspicious people into paranoid conspiracy theorists: When Michael Musto first Facebooked Angelina Jolie's preventative double mastectomy news, the first comment was from a woman who theorized that Jolie was just using the specter of cancer as a smokescreen for replacing her saggy boobs. And she meant it.

I mean, Jesus...the woman did something radical to help herself and her family. I don't think I'd have the courage to do something similar. Good for her. I would think if she felt the need to have plastic surgery, she would be able to do that without coming up with any sort of cover story at all.

Almost 25% there...

Gov. Mark Dayton (D-Minnesota) officially signs marriage equality into law.

"Americans angry about Benghazi can't find it on a map."

This is final word on Benghazi: The definitive timeline.

Even the GOP knows Obama wasn't behind IRS scandal.

Tranna Wintour: What I've learned from divas.

Angelina's kids were supportive during her surgeries.

57 cans of whipped cream later....

Grooviest tights ever!

The racist reality of celebrity porn scams.

Is Beyoncé sick and tired, or with child?

Meet Ryan Fogle, our worst spy ever.

Jonathan Groff's gay-themed series picked up by HBO.

Holy roller claims to have Jesus Christ's endorsement.

Get ready for The Goldbergs (different ones from these):

Uberhandsome Chris Pine covers Men's Health (June 2013). Inside, he says of criticism:

"You either listen to the naysayers and fall into the pit of self-loathing, or you stay on the path and move forward."

Good advice not only for professional actors, but for those everyday amateurs pretending to be someone they're not. 

Not every video featuring a pro athlete removing his shirt is prurient.

Material girls

Hilary Devey flattered by Madonna comparisons.

"Lady Gaga Created Madonna" trends on Twitter. Okayyy.

How Nicole Winhoffer shapes Madonna's incredible ass.

Madonna flashes fashion critic Suzy Menkes.

"Top Touring Artist" Madonna to appear at Billboard Awards.

Madonna's Fernand Leger painting raises $7.2 million for charity.

That'll teach 'em!

Corey Johnson, who came out as gay as an 18-year-old high school athlete, worked as Towleroad's political director and is now running as a Democrat for City Council in NYC, has come out as being HIV-positive in a low-key New York Times piece that simultaneously addresses his relationship with mentor Tom Duane and the status of one's HIV status in 2013.

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Cher stole a car. Above, check out her mug shot!

Jason Collins gets Twitter death threats from losers.

Hottest men of the NHL.

What makes Ryan Lochte smile?

Pros planning for more out gay athletes.

National Gay & Lesbian Sports Hall of Fame launched.

Same-sex nuptials at midnight in Colorado.

Miley Cyrus quasi-denies break-up, quasi-bares booty.

A League of Their Own...the musical!

COMMUNITY RESOURCE: NYC Up & Out.

B-T-S Terry Richardson POPwater shoot images here, here, here.

Cute French twink's Lo-NRG "Holiday."

Marina and the Diamonds + Charli  XCX: "Just Desserts."

Work out Teen Wolf-style with the twins:

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Twinning!