Above, Harry Styles poses with his mannequin-alike in Life & Style (May 6, 2013). Below, Sean Lowe shows off his Hydroxycut bod in both OK! (May 6, 2013) and Star (May 6, 2013):

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This is the Joe Jonas I know and love...he's legitimately hilarious. In response to a fan's request that he accompany her to a formal (which he can not attend), he created this video response, in which he trims his famous brow (singular), works out, hawks Wonder Bread by a roaring "fire" and vamps to an impassioned rendition of "Careless Whisper" by George Michael (hint-hint).

Seriously, I doubt he had to have anyone script this for him. He's truly funny (as are the other 'Brothers) and quite capable of improv when need be. I remember him once doing a shout-out for a win-a-date contest in which he ad-libbed just as hysterically.

Best of all, he takes off his shirt and also dons a skintight work-out look that shows off how biceptual he really is...

And that's the end of that!

You won't see Joe Jonas's perfect ass get paddled, pervs.

AAP endorses marriage equality & gay adoption.

Ryan Lochte even makes himself wet.

Belinda Carlisle's first pop single in 17 years, "Sun."

Best (and worst) Madonna tattoos.

Osmonds against marriage equality.

Black lesbian teacher fired, paper publishes hate letter.

HILLARY '16: She leads Bush, Rubio by X2 digits...in Fla.!

Native American lawmaker's superburn on immigration.

If you thought Vanessa Hudgens sullied Disney...

Christina Aguilera slims down.

Senate takes aim at background-checks vote.

Fran Drescher's hot gay ex was against divorcing. Oh, girl.

Janet Hubert tuh-RASHES Wendy Williams.

Kate Gosselin's Quixotic Twitter war.

Cutest little gay marine ever!

Enjoy a quickie with a hottie.

Please save Happy Endings, the funniest show on TV.

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People (January 28, 2013) shows us how it's done, cleverly pulling together this evolutionary chart of Taylor Swift's men. I don't want to influence your answer, but in your opinion, how many of these six do you think are actually gay?

Nick and Joe Jonas pose with Marc Jacobs squeeze Harry Louis, who is of course a pornstar.

Flipping through Star (September 3, 2012), I noticed a piece on all of Taylor Swift's former flames. Gee, she certainly goes for a...type.

Above, Bradley Cooper is still a stud even while embodying The Elephant Man in Williamstown, Mass., in People (August 13, 2012). Below, I don't care what he's winning or losing, I'm loving Ryan Lochte, as seen in In Touch (August 13, 2012):

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In Touch (July 30, 2012) goes to great length to present sexy men of "all ages" (true if men aged 18, 19 or above 59 don't count). Second half after the jump...

Alexander Ludwig, 20

Us: 100 Cutest Guys (Special Issue) seems targeted at teens, but why are they cramming so many full-on adults down little girls' throats when clearly there are so many adult men who'd enjoy that so much more?

Garrett Hedlund, 27

Some of my top picks here and after the jump...

Above, Derek Hough is lookin' anything but rough, captured by Us (May 21, 2012). Below, another Derek shot from poolside that appears in National Enquirer (May 21, 2012):

From In Touch (May 21, 2012), Nick Jonas couldn't save How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying, but he attracts plenty of eyeballs without really trying:

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