In Us (April 15, 2013), Patrick Dempsey plays a game while relaxing in Cabo, yet if I were vacationing with him I'm sure I'd be tense just all the time. Below, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Mario Lopez have a bod-off in In Touch (April 15, 2013):

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I very much approve

Meet the Perry Ellis Very Perry campaign.

"Fierce advocate" Pres. Obama fiercely advocates against DOMA.

Anti-gay nut: Obama dating Reggie Love.

Can NJ legislature override Christie's anti-equality veto?

Oscar-ish: Anderson Cooper's Top 10 favorite films.

Even for $25K, I wouldn't tongue-kiss Maloof.

Gay Press, Gay Power = amazing LGBT non-fic book.

BTS of Purple Crush's "Little Bitch."

A guilt-free Barbra Streisand trip.

Amazing Madonna mash-up.

Madonna is music's #1 earner of 2012.

Gaga isn't in the Top 40! (But it didn't count merch, etc.; she's #4 there.)

Mo money

 

Mario Lopez's idea of losing a bet involving stripping to his branded underwear and going for a short run while TV and still cameras click away.

Magic mic

I'm certain I'm forgetting some, so rather than put a set-in-stone ranking out there, I thought I'd do this list of superhot TV hosts/newsmen/presenters alphabetically. They're all sexy in their own way, no?

Please feel free to post names that belong on this list, especially locals I might otherwise never get to ogle...

 

This is the thirteenth in a series of articles by The Underwear Expert

The Super Bowl is this Sunday, which means lots of athletes running around in tight pants. We tried putting together a gallery of homo-erotic images of football players throwing down and putting out to celebrate, but the recent mumbling about gays and football not getting along has a sour taste in our mouths. That, and we couldn't find any pictures of football players playing in their underwear.

We have a gallery, though, which in all honesty is probably better. We've got four images of guys wrestling in their underwear, which is all football is anyway...right?

In this small series, you'll see Barcode Berlin and Timoteo underwear, as well as two guys we wish would wrestle. Happy Super Bowl, everyone.

And now that we've shown you how much hotter wrestling is than football, check out these two dreamy hunks--Mario Lopez and Jed Hill--in their wrestling gear. Cue imaginary wrestling match now!

Photos courtesy of Matthias Vriens-McGrath, Barcode Berlin, Rated M, Rick Day, Marcio del Nero & Timoteo.

"No autographs—please!"

This is the fifth in a series of articles from The Underwear Expert

As 2012 comes to a close, it's time to look back fondly at a year jam-packed with celebrities showing their underwear in public. The Underwear Expert keeps track of all the celebrity underwear sightings you could possibly care about so that you can keep tabs on who is wearing what, who is looking decent and who needs some serious undies advice.

With dozens of underwear sightings this year, it was tough to narrow them down, but we've come up with a list of the Top 5 celebrity underwear sightings of 2012. These were the most controversial, interesting, hilarious or popular sightings of the year. Check out our Top 5 sightings below and let us know which were your favorites...

I don't see the chimney, but I'm sure Mario Lopez is hung with care. But you can't tell in this shot from behind, taken and posted by his undeserving bride on her Twitter. (She seems to tweet every 10 seconds...with Mario Lopez running around the house???)

What follows is my personal list of History's 50 Hottest TV Actors. Feel free to chime in with the guys you think I left out, the ones I love who you hate and with any corrections. Before freaking out, read Part 2 (#51—#100). And check out list of History's 100 Hottest Movie Actors, too. As a bonus, in the gallery above are 15 extra shirtless shots of some of the hottest of the hot.

And Joan Collins tried to act like she barely remembered him when I asked her!

#1 Jon-Erik Hexum (1957—1984) An easy pick for favorite is Hexum, who smoldered so deeply in the '80s it hardly mattered whether or not he was straight; his sexuality was superseded by his overall sexual energy. He died tragically, a sort of masculine counterpart to Marilyn Monroe, albeit one who died before he could reach true stardom rather than after having conquered it in every way imaginable. Voyagers! (1982—1983), Making of a Male Model (1983), Cover Up (1984)

Williams, bulging with raw talent

#2 Van Williams (1934—) TV's Green Hornet looks like he walked out of 2012 in beefcake shots he posed for 50 years ago. A classically handsome man with a bit of a Thomas Roberts air about him. And still handsome today as a geezer. Bourbon Street Beat (1959—1960), Surfside 6 (1963), The Tycoon (1964—1965), Batman/The Green Hornet (1966—1967), Westwind (1975)

This Trapper was a keeper

#3 Gregory Harrison (1950—) He always looked like he'd just spent the previous night and early morning romping around with a couple of sex partners on Trapper John, M.D. Also, his self-produced For Ladies Only absolutely, positively wasn't. What I loved about him was a suggestive look he always managed to give the camera. That, and the fact that when I met him and we were about to pose for a photo, he suggested his best side was his backside. Logan's Run (1977—1978), Centennial (1978—1979), Trapper John, M.D. (1979—1986), For Ladies Only (1981), The Fighter (1983), Falcon Crest (1989—1990), The Family Man (1990—1991), Safe Harbor (1999)

I've wrestled with a lifelong Robert Conrad addiction

#4 Robert Conrad (1929—) The incredibly handsome lead of The Wild Wild West had a sardonic delivery as well as an ass that just would not quit, at least not in those allegedly period Western pants. He was still fuckable as all hell in Black Sheep Squadron, which gave him an excuse to parade about in a Speedo and struggle for male supremacy with guys half his age (he was only 47 or so himself) like Scott Baio on Battle of the Network Stars. Hawaiian Eye (1959—1963), The Wild Wild West (1965—1969), The D.A. (1971—1972), Black Sheep Squadron (1976—1978), Battle of the Network Stars (1976), A Man Called Sloane (1979)

So Bloomin' hot!

#5 Brian Bloom (1970—) I first fell for him when we were teenagers—he was so smokin' hot on his soap I was surprised he could be broadcast in the daytime. Back then, I never could have imagined that in 20 or 25 years he'd be buck-naked in a prison shower on television. Makes me wonder what we'll be watching during the "family hour" 20 years from now. As the World Turns (1983—1987), 2000 Malibu Road (2000), Oz (2001)

Above, a healthy sampling of shirtless hotties from inside People (November 26, 2012). Below, Star (November 26, 2012) claims David Arquette is "Not Normal" for posing nearly naked on a movie set. But if that's abnormal, I'll take it. He looks hot!

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A true pal to all gals

Find Mitt Romney on BINDR.

2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals: DOMA unconstitutional.

Pawel Milner is a model citizen.

Leading marriage-equality opponent cuts ad in favor of it.

Animal Practice put to sleep.

Gay boxer Orlando Cruz "struggled" with coming out.

Ominous October Surprise site unmasked as an awkward Rick Roll.

Ann Romney thinks Mormon missionary work = military service.

Someone thinks Mario Lopez is a "thoughtless jerk." (Ali Landry thinks so, too.)

Man tied to Virginia GOP arrested and charged for destroying voter-registration forms.

Obama (funny!) and Romney (meh) crack wise in Manhattan: