My old co-workers all felt "all 3 are different." It was maddening!

This pronunciation battle ("carry" vs. "Kerry") has raged among my friends.

Lady Gaga's (fake) fingernail sells for $13,000.

Lauryn Hill got smacked with the Michelle Shocked stick.

11-year-old gay boy triumphs over anti-gay legislator.

Whitney Houston's daughter is a mess.

THE MUSIC MAN: Who the F**K Is Arthur Fogel?

The entire LGBT-themed list of videos from Kids In the House.

Above: There Was Magic, a look back at an AIDS benefit to remember.

Michael Jackson's daughter Paris attempts suicide.

Celebrate Gay Pride Month with The Nance!

Wonder if Jane Krakowski will read from Madonna's Sex?

Apple drops ex-gay app; Google's Play Store for Androids doesn't.

$800,000 for a bedbug infestation.

The only ass-eating that has calories.

Facebook: The Musical hits all the right notes.

"I'm your beauty/you're my beast/welcome to the Middle East."

Do tell (Aviv)!

I believe Wade Robson. I don't know if he should prevail with his new case legally considering his previous testimony, but I don't think it's uncommon for a victim of child sexual abuse to be unable or unwilling to tell their truth.

Fleur Cakes doesn't do dyke wedding cakes, probably can't define "ironic."

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS: Obama sacks IRS head.

Holder IDs Deputy Attorney General in AP "scandal."

John Boehner: "Who's going to jail?" (How about Cheney?)

Republicans waste $55 million against Obamacare.

Hot men like Josh Henderson at the TBS/TNT Upfronts.

HALF-BAKED: Amy's Bakery nutjobs talk to the media.

Fresh, shirtless Hugh Jackman shot from The Wolverine.

Steven Klein uses Matt Woodhouse's ass to sell undies.

Charlie Hides tries on Madonna's Met look for size.

The connections between Madonna, Prince & Jacko.

Save 20% on  undies using code BOYCULTURE20.

Four-fifths of The Wanted comes out of the closet.

Watching Behind the Candelabra...from behind bars.

The dog with a seeing-eye cat:

I've got his back.

Dan Murphy can't keep his hands off of himself. (Work Unfriendly)

OY TOYS: Shirtless Israeli army guys.

FX legend Ray Harryhausen passes away at 92.

Help Justin Vivian Bond make a new music video.

Kelly Rowland's Talk a Good Game cover.

Illinois GOP chairman Pat Brady resigns.

Riccardo Tisci dating Frank Ocean?

Mike Diamond reads the entire state of Hawaii.

I met Wade Robson. He's not lying about Jacko.

Delaware puts a ring on it—11 out of 50 states now have marriage equality.

Coincidentally, he has blue balls now, too!

Cool—and hot—Adidas ad.

All of The Man Behind the Throne: "Stick your butt out, Honey."

Gloria Steinem defends Kim Kardashian.

MO man denied visitation with sick partner & arrested gets a break.

Madonna refutes Joyce Banda's "lies," recommits herself to Malawi.

Russell Crowe to Rebel Wilson: "Fuck off."

Zambian gay HIV activist arrested after TV appearance.

NHL prepping for gay players.

RNC doubles down against equality.

Kid Rock "fucking embarrassed" to be a  Republican.

Trump's kid gets slathered in caviar. Nightly.

Homophobe compares homophobes to Jews in Germany.

Kellan Lutz shucks shirt for OP.

Get your Pride Stache here.

"Condom Pope" goes on display.

The past, present and future of gay porn, by a convicted pimp.

Ryan Murphy & Portia de Rossi cover Out.

Jay Anthony Parks backs that thing up.

A little Parks recreation.

Newsflash: 1983 was 30 years ago. A baby born the day "Rebel Yell" was released could be a balding dad of three by now. Quite easily.

Looking back, that year seems to be a sweet spot for great pop music, perhaps in part because I was about 14, which was when I was really intensely caring about music, especially anything Casey Kasem told me about.

What follows are my picks for the ultimate, defining pop singles of 1983. Let me know if I missed any! I focused on U.S. singles with a few U.K. tossed in for good measure, and tried not to include a song if the bulk of its life as a single was really in 1982, yet I did include some that were released in '82 but were huge in '83. (I tended to skip any songs that were released in Decemvber of '83.)

Enjoy the flashback...

A film called The Man Behind the Throne, a documentary about choreographer Vincent Paterson, looks to include incredible, never-before-seen footage of him working with the King and Queen of Pop. He's finally coming out from behind the throne...

The Web site that tracks casual homophobia in social media.

Dying Iraq War vet gunning for Bush/Cheney.

Topless Katie Holmes open to giving Suri a sib.

James Franco for Bullett Magazine.

Anti-gay douche Roland Martin out at CNN.

Are black male celebs really more anti-gay?

Adonis Mag returning.

Did marriage equality come to New Mexico in the 1800s?

150 events in 50 states for marriage equality.

What is gay culture in 2013?

After hinting he probably is, Dr. Arnold Klein says the kid is not his son.

Maury wouldn't even need a test for this one

Above, Anderson Cooper's thong made of man candy.

JWoww's Double-Disasters.

Titanic...the sequel?!

Jinkx is the only artist on RuPaul's Drag Race.

Republicans get all "me, too!" on marriage. (GOOD!)

Big business coming out swinging against Prop 8.

O'Reilly blames U.S. marriage enlightenment on media "campaign."

Will the Spice Girls tour Australia in 2014?

Please like the Boy Culture Facebook page.

Chuck Hagel is your new Sec. of Defense.

Hot boys 'n' men by Domenico Dolce.

Over 20 pages of Andy Warhol @ Christie's.

Rumors of the death of punk are greatly exaggerated.

Pornstar Pierre Fitch documentary. (Work Unfriendly)

Boy Culture's (Work Unfriendly) tumblr.

Michael Jackson's kid continues on path to Corey Feldmandom.

Matt Bomer break.

Anti-gay? A-Okay!

Don't miss Matt Gold's "Oh Joe" music video:

Download Video as MP4

Michael Jackson's brother legally changes his surname to "Jacksun." Maybe he hates his dad or his whole family, or maybe there is some bizarrely misinformed legal maneuvering precipitating it. Regardless, when your birth name is "Jermaine LaJuane Jackson," that last name is the last name you should be jonesing to fix.