Guess witch song is #1?

Thatcher dies, Judy Garland's "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" hits #1 on UK iTunes.

AMAZING remix of "Ding-Dong! The Witch is Dead" from 1996.

Michelle Obama tears up over gun control.

Washington State goes after anti-gay florist.

Jocks who go commando.

13 y.o. dachshund has the world's best owner.

Stacey Dash (who???) vs. Jay-Z & Beyoncé.

Montana House decides sodomy is legal after all.

Rick Santorum disinvited from speaking at MI school.

One of my new favorite artists.

Broadway Bares: Solo Strips returns, nakeder than ever. Good cause, great buns.

How do you expect a president to react when you fire her sister? "Uncouth" means "she knows too much."

Your chance to meet Constantine Maroulis & Deborah Cox.

Men's underwear of the month club:

The long and shorts of it

Chace's new girlfriend is cuter than Ed Westwick, slimmer than a beer bottle

Chace Crawford's most challenging acting role yet.

Gambian dictator hates gays more than anyone.

"Cindy Brady" Olsen: "Being gay killed [Robert Reed]."

Freddie Mercury smuggled Princess Di into a gay bar.

Activist Austin Head's attackers get 2.5 years.

The South, where it's needed the most, blocks Obamacare. 

Belinda Carlisle is back.

Supreme Court weighed down by tradition RE equality.

Republican Flake: GOP prez candidate will be pro-equality.

"Culture war" over ex-gay therapy in NJ.

Justin  Bieber monkeying around in Germany.

Kwame Harris, ex-NFL player, confirms he is gay.

Dolan calls for Catholic outreach to gays. (Don't touch me!)

Gay man visits Westboro Baptist Church.

Writer claims the media isn't ready for an out NFLer.

RNC official blood-libels gay people, refuses to quit.

Kirstie Alley is off her meds, wants you to be, too.

Behind the Candelabra trailer.

Olsen's comments about her ex-"father" Robert Reed are touching and respectful

From being photographed by Bruce Weber (1986) to photographed in the streets

Madonna's homeless brother, Anthony, continues to be manipulated by the press. In the latest opportunity, when it was reported that Madonna was a billionaire, UK tabloids pounced on him to get the brother with nothing to spew his venom for the sister with everything.

Thirty-five years ago, a horrific crime devastated my hometown of Flushing, Michigan: Two armed men robbed a tiny convenience store called Mary's Sunshine Dairy on N. McKinley Road (my street), shooting the two clerks and one witnesse execution-style before making off with their big payday of $220.

The men, Michael Prast and Ricky Newell, were promptly caught and convicted; they've been serving life sentences ever since. Prast's time is almost up—not in prison, on this earth. Prast says now:

"It is what it is. There's no way to make it right. I'm going to spend the rest of my life here until I die...I wish this stuff had never happened. I do feel bad about everything. They didn't have it coming, but they walked into a bad situation."

Gee, he sounds all broken up about it 'n' stuff.

Stumbling across this piece about his losing battle with kidney failure and liver disease has reminded me of how this crime haunted Flushing. Everyone seemed to have a story of how they were almost in the store that night. I swear I went in there even after the crime, which scared off a lot of customers, but I was a kid and would probably be even more creeped out now.

Andy Dick appears in all-star XXX flick for homocon Michael Lucas. (Work Unfriendly)

Shia LaBeouf douchetastically releases e-mails in Broadway kerfluffle.

Could Michigan be the next state with full marriage equality?

Why Tennessee won't be the next state with full marriage equality.

PR's unappealing gay adoption ruling appealed.

Anderson Cooper facilitates, Lisa Rinna photobombs, Silver Spoons reunion.

These Tupperware tips are a real drag.

Sydney Mardi Gras victim of police brutality grants TV interview.

Another Christian prick won't sell to gays, citing "relationship with Jesus Christ."

Be-londés have more fun?

Beyoncé touring as a blonde? Now  you Knowles.

Selling cigarettes to benefit cancer research feels...odd.

Eric Cantor's walk of shame.

Some MI schools close due to Apocalypse threat.

One Direction members get all tatted up.

Could Anne Hathaway be Oscar-snubbed?

Who's really in the NRA?

Madonna's MDNA: 13th best pop CD of 2012.

Watching porn = supporting marriage equality?

Ukrainian lawmaker slurs Mila Kunis.

Pope: Marriage equality robs humanity of dignity.

John Kerry to be nominated as Secretary of State.

The new issue of Dorian is out, filled with sexiness:

Centerfold material

Hello Kitty, good-bye mystique!

Can you handle drag realness on the high seas?

Ultra-Orthodox Jew ultra-convicted of ultra-molestation. His supporters = ultra-gross.

Graves found at 100-year-old school for wayward boys.

What the Fuck?: Taking "home schooling" to extremes.

What the Pluck?: 50 Shades of Chicken.

Honey Boo Boo meets Downton Abbey.

Immigration groups in gay-marriage of convenience.

NE woman guilty of faking anti-gay crime.

Harry Styles's accent sparks false coming out.

Gays against gay marriage apply within.

Should gays fear the Supremes on marriage?

Michiganders vs. anti-union bill.

New exhibit highlights Nazi persecution of gays.

Arrested for being gay, he undoubtedly perished in a concentration camp

From here: They better run!

THE SKIN CROWD: Boston's 12th Annual Santa Speedo Run.

Kathleen Turner killing it in The Killing of Sister George?

Soledad O'Brien's been awesome, so of course must be replaced.

Beekmans make up for lost PDA time.

Lady Gaga tour bombing—in South America.

Men denied marriage license in '70 still together over 40 years later.

Gay retirement options looking up.

Obama follows good news to MI.

It's a Damiana & Tanya mystery.

Meet fashion superstar Jason Wu.

Lesbian not guilty over her DOMA role.

Chicago: False-confession mecca.

More Matt Raimo than you can handle.

"Most parents would prefer their children not to be gay."—Tory

Via Rod: I've never made dinner quite like this:

So sweet he even apologized in his suicide note for not being strong

Bullying pushes Josh Pacheco a Fenton, MI, teenager, to suicide.

Supreme Court strikes down Mexico's anti-equality law.

Gov. Jan Brewer "slugged" the climate-curious reporter.

Curtains: Maestro Dave Brubeck, Music Man's Susan Luckey.

Dita Von Teese's ultimate style icon: Madonna.

Opinions on gay rights are rapidly changing.

"You can't say, 'Gay once, gay always.'"—various quacks

Gay-bashing Miami cop gets job back.

French sperm quality totally sucks.

Julie Andrews can sing "Old Man River"—not much else.

Workers in Belarus banned from quitting.

Barbra Streisand might cast Lady Gaga in Gypsy.

Gay Secretary of Commerce for Obama?

World's oldest woman dies at 116.

Ryan & Rubio distance themselves from Romney.

Channing Tatum taking a breather.

I thought we were on a break!

Madonna's thoroughly unimpressed stepmother—Joan Gustafson Ciccone—eyeballs her famous stepdaughter as she rolls around in her undies during "Love Spent" on the MDNA Tour in Detroit. Madonna seemed to fall almost into Joan's lap during this number! (I thought maybe her dad was in the bathroom, but he's actually seated on Joan's left.)

Just kidding; who knows what Joan was thinking. But seeing her expression really made us laugh.

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