Wait for the long "hello!" from the adorable brunet on the left...

Isn't Sean Hayes one of Hot in Cleveland's producers?

Joan Rivers hits HuffPost Live, TRASHES Hot in Cleveland.

Blatantly faked "pro-beheading" Muslim call to NY1 dupes gays.

AFA radio host's manic anti-gay comments are all too real.

Jag-off Matt Lauer tweets non-apology to wronged intern.

Harry Potter actor dies following heart surgery.

"Comedian" Mike Epps goes on homophobic Twitter tirade.

I MAY FAINT: Marie Osmond is pro-marriage equality.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): Rafael M. lookin' good for Dogo Wear.

Marlon Texeira behind-the-scenes.

Kellan Lutz strips to the waist for Java Heat.

Guess who's anti-gay?

Just about the funniest thing ever:

Wanted poster

Michelle Shocked (or whoever runs her Twitter for her) tweeted the above cheerful message about a concert she was about to play at Yoshi's in San Francisco. Less than an hour later, she told the audience that "God hates fags."

Rumors are circulating about what caused her outburst. What's known is that she was raised a Mormon, was a lesbian until 1990 (and publicly admitted to bisexuality), later married and divorced a man, and now describes herself as a born-again Christian. She's also been active in the Occupy movement, behaving a bit weirdly at one here.

Oh, and it's also known that she now has no career.

None of these stockings are stuffed

BIG GULP: Andrew Christian's R-rated Christmas card.

Gay couples in WA begin getting licenses to wed.

Judd Apatow's Vanity Fair covers do suck.

PICTURE THIS: KIIS-FM Jingle Ball portraits.

Israel's first gay divorce.

Mormons warming up to gays?

Starbucks, JCP ignore anti-gay protests.

DILDO BAGGAGE: Gay couple humiliated in court, too.

Wealthy gays OK with tax hikes for the rich.

He should be the Hunk of the Day every day.

Anti-gay Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-North Carolina) can't read.

This is not an Onion headline:

Fate-so!

When every position is the missionary position

The Kama Sutra re-enacted by Mormon missionaries.

Obama/Romney lunch meeting was hand-shaky.

Here are the polls that made Romney believe he'd win.

"Greg" by Lionel Andre is hot and wet.

Browns player Tank Carder goes unpunished for "fag" rant.

British man fighting 50-year-old criminal record for being gay.

Katie Holmes hits Broadway again.

$pend the day with Lady Gaga.

Perfect 10: Hot, free Madonna remixes.

Twilight's 18-year-old gym buff strips in a parking lot.

NJ Dems want Hillary in '16, prefer Christie as guv to two of their own kind.

"The Middle Class Cats of Instagram." Purrrfect.

These pussies are a riot

Look, I'm not a former candidate—I don't need to be classy. And it's great that Mitt Romney gave a classy, gracious concession speech (eventually), but it only came after months of saying and doing horrendous things that threatened many things I hold dear. So if you're feeling groovy and don't want any post-election snark, skip this. Otherwise, here's my Romney/Ryan playlist—my last post on their losing ticket.

"WonkaMix (Willy Wonka You Lose Remix)" by Various

"It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be" by Aretha Franklin & Whitney Houston

"I believe!"

Mitt Romney has a kookily passionate argument about Mormonism, Missouri v. Jerusalem and abortion in this video from five years ago, shot in Iowa. Key quote:

"I was governor four years...I vetoed any bill that was in favor of choice. I was entirely consistent in favor of life."

He seems nuts in this. Almost like a cultist. Of course, he is a cultist.

Full video...

Barrett Foa sings "I Believe" from The Book of Mormon as Mitt Romney. Hilarious...

Hidden-camera footage of Mormon rituals is going viral. I'm sure the presidential election has made this topical, but either way, it kinda blows my mind...

From Facebook: Mitt Romney practices being around black people ahead of the debates. He's used to Hispanics since his family is practically Mexican. (Black men of African descent were not allowed to be ordained to the Mormon Church's lay priesthood until 1978, but religion shouldn't matter when you're voting for president. Unless the guy is a secret Muslim pretending to be a Christian, in which case it's all that matters.)