According to National Enquirer (May 20, 2013), soap star Tuc Watkins is described as regretting not coming out as gay sooner.

"He feared he would lose credibility in the [heterosexual] role [he was playing] if fans knews he was gay in real life."

Via National Enquirer (May 6, 2013): All you can do is laugh that this is the pothead marrying John Boehner's little princess. He's not even an American—he was born in Jamaica. Kinda funny for the right-wing flag-waver.

Via National Enquirer (April 15, 2013): The tabloid known for spilling the beans puts into print a rumor that's long been repeated about the night Natalie Wood died...that Robert Wagner and young Christopher Walken were sexually involved on the boat. The tab has a ship's log to back up the claim. Of course, anything to justify a screaming headline: "GAY SEX HORROR"...right?

Model and actor Douglas Booth is the latest to fit himself into Bruce Weber's aesthetic, as seen in Vman (Spring/Summer 2013). Below, Philippe Vogelenzang captures actor Ansel Elgort in the same issue:

And in the same issue, Carlos Serrao offers up actor Alden Ehrenreich:

Josh Samman, Dylan Andrews, Jimmy Quinlan and Uriah Hall from The Ultimate Fighters, as seen in Entertainment Weekly (March 29, 2013):

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The cover of National Enquirer (April 1, 2013) tries to imply Michael Douglas is getting outed inside ("twisted" is always a great word to toss into the mix), but in reality, the story goes that he's tortured over the memory that his late half brother Eric was gay and that their father Kirk tried to beat it out of him. (Eric ODed in 2004. His best friend, Skip E. Lowe, provided much of the meat of the story to the 'bloid.)

I need the above two panels as a six-foot silk screen. They're from National Enquirer (March 25, 2013), a story about how Linda Lovelace's sex diaries claim she balled—or had second-hand balling knowledge of—Frank Sinatra, Paul Newman, John Lennon, Katharine Hepburn (she paid Lovelace $500 and was very "mechanical"), Desi Arnaz, Johnny Carson and many more, including a very kinky Roy Rogers.

Above, Shemar Moore flexes on the beach in National Enquirer (March 25, 2013). Below, Miley's ex, Liam Hemsworth, as seen in People (March 25, 2013):

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National Enquirer (March 25, 2013) claims that Kristen Stewart is having a "gay time" without Rob Pattinson, hooking up with Katy Perry's assistant. A fetus ate its way out of her uterus, and this is supposed to be shocking?

National Enquirer (March 18, 2013) claims that Ellen Barkin is about to get canned from The New Normal thanks to her diva ways. I'm not sure what of interest would be left of the show if she left.

Jack at 20

National Enquirer (March 18, 2013) puts forth Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg's 20-year-old son Jack as the new JFK. Maybe. He's definitely not the new JFK Jr. Cute, but no cigar.

JFK Jr. at 20