Sep 17 2014

Midnight Snack

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No wonder Goldie hasn't worked much in the past couple of decades! Kurt Russell as he appeared in 1983.

Sep 16 2014

Ends Of The World

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Butt-so-hotMore hot pictures over at my Instagram


Tomorrow People

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It's not Quvenzhané as “Annie” that will be a problem for me (unless she sucks), it's Cameron Diaz as “Miss Hannigan.” I just...don't think I can. But Annie is coming, ready or not!



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Enter to win a Deluxe 2CD edition of The Violet Flame from Erasure!

To enter, comment this post with a famous song you'd love to hear Erasure cover. I'll pick 3 of you at random to win a 2CD set of The Violet Flame 1 week from tonight at 5PM ET. (U.S. residents only) Good luck!


the brand new album from the iconic


Produced by Richard X and featuring the new single "Elevation." 

Available September 23.

In addition to the standard CD, The Violet Flame will be available on Deluxe 2CD edition, with a bonus disc featuring Erasure’s legendary live performance at Mute’s Short Circuit festival in 2011. Deluxe 3CD Box sets, VIP Ticket Bundles and more also available at!

Standard - Amazon: / iTunes:
2CD set - Amazon:  / iTunes: 

See Erasure on tour in North America this Fall!
Sep 17 - Atlanta, GA - Symphony Hall, USA
Sep 19 - Washington, DC - 9:30 Club, USA
Sep 21 - Reading, PA - Santander Performing Arts Center, USA
Sep 26 - Atlantic City, NJ - Borgata - The Music Box, USA
Sep 27 - Boston, MA - House of Blues, USA
Sep 28 - Homestead, PA (Pittsburgh) - Carnegie Music Hall of Homestead, USA
Sep 30 - Toronto, ON - Danforth Music Hall, CANADA
Oct 1 - Royal Oak, MI (Detroit) - Royal Oak Music Theatre, USA
Oct 3 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre, USA
Oct 4 - Chicago, IL - Chicago Theatre, USA
Oct 5 - Milwaukee, WI - Pabst Theatre, USA
Oct 8 - Nashville, TN - War Memorial Auditorium, USA
Oct 10 - Houston, TX - Bayou Music Center, USA
Oct 11 - Houston, TX - Bayou Music Center, USA
Oct 12 - San Antonio, TX - Tobin Center for the Perf. Arts, USA
Oct 14 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues, USA
Oct 15 - Dallas, TX - House of Blues, USA
Oct 17 - New Orleans, LA - House of Blues, USA
Oct 18 - Austin, TX - ACL Live, USA
Oct 19 - Austin, TX - ACL Live, USA
Oct 21 - Phoenix, AZ - Comerica Theatre, USA
Oct 22 - San Diego, CA - Humphrey's, USA
Oct 24 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Palladium, USA
Oct 25 - Los Angeles, CA - Hollywood Palladium, USA
Oct 26 - Ventura, CA - Ventura Theatre, USA
Oct 28 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre, USA
Oct 29 - Salt Lake City - UT Capitol Theatre, USA
Oct 31 - Las Vegas, NV - Palms Casino Resort, USA
Nov 1 - Oakland, CA - The Fox, USA

Visit for additional details.

Nick Time!

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Billy Reilich, the stud playing “Nick the Gardener” on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (also of The Cream Pies fame) has his own Facebook page now.


Madonna-Love Technician

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Eddie Jelinet has reimagined some of Madonna's raciest poses in his new show Sex Erotica, coming in October to L.A. More after the jump...

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Mantiques: WILD THINGS Pre-Union

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Bob Deutsch sent me these sizzling photos of youngsters Kevin Bacon (b. July 8, 1958) and Matt Dillon (b. February 18, 1964), and I thought it would be nice to do a Wild Things (1996) match-up.

Which is your fave? 

Bob recalls that he shot Kevin on the roof of the brownstone on 82nd Street where Bob used to live. Bacon was in The Guiding Light (1980—1981) at the time. Despite being a soap actor, he declined to remove his shirt.

Dillon was shot at an apartment on 11th Street in the Village. Bob recalls he was 17 and “a really sweet boy!”

Dillon to come...

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All The News That's Worthless To Print

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Indianapolis News 4 12 95

An original press clipping from the Indianapolis News (April 12, 1995) promoting my original edition of Encyclopedia Madonnica. It was helpful exposure, though I think the phrase for trivia is useless bits of information, not worthless...thanks, bitch!

Meanwhile, check out the quote the paper ran on its front page below the masthead every edition:

“Where the Spirit of the Lord Is, There Is Liberty.”

I never had a shot! 

P.S. The Indianapolis News had a run that lasted just shy of 130 years, ending on October 1, 1999. Madonna has less than 100 to go to match it!

Please pledge to my Kickstarter so I can produce a fully updated Encyclopedia Madonnica: 20th Anniversary Edition. Thank you!