Epix is airing Madonna's MDNA Tour on Saturday, June 22, at 8PM, and they're hyping it with this killer poster. (But who is that person in the middle of it? The, um, aggressive PhotoShopping makes her look like a Brigitte Bardot zombie.)

At age 73, Tina Turner has landed on the cover of German Vogue (April 2013). Figuring out whether you're an optimist or a pessimist is as simple as deciding whether you think it more appropriate to call this her first Vogue cover or her last. Lookin' good, Tina.

BEFORE & AFTER:

For starters, she's had at least one nose job, her eyes and brows done, uses fillers and probably a facelift at some point. This isn't the best shot of her on the right, but it is candid and shows what is happening. I think she looks good overall, but the notion (in the comments) that she hasn't had plastic surgery is not something I can just nod at. Then again, I can't think of any entertainers I feel confident haven't had procedures...can you? P.S. I wonder how much slimming Vogue's retouchers applied? I haven't seen TT lately so am not sure.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a preying mantis attending a quinceanera on the new Harper's Bazaar China...through no fault of her own. Perhaps the magazine's art department bought a bad PhotoShop bootleg?

Ran into fabulous Jack Mackenroth—and just hours after having seen his most scandalous photo shoot EVER (Work Unfriendly X 10)—at the first night of Madonna's MDNA shows at MSG. Our slogan tees match, kinda. We had a nice chat about PhotoShopping, bitchy blog commenters and his butt. These are all normal topics at a Madonna concert.

Jack's next gig is a dating site for HIV-positive men, Volttage.

A Chris before dying

New trailer for Chris Colfer's Struck By Lightning.

Al Gore on Sandy: "Toldja!"

President Obama: "Streamlined"assistance to Sandy victims.

Mitt Romney not a fan of flood prep.

Romney surrogate lies: Roe v. Wade would be safe under Romney.

Bill Clinton gives out lesbian Tammy Baldwin an assist in her Senate race.

Poll guru Nate Silver mocked, called "effeminate."

Polling may be affected by Sandy; just vote in a week.

Clueless Stacey Dash still LOVES Romney/Ryan.

Britney Spears fans—sticklers for keepin' it real—hated Lucky's fakey cover.

Damiana & Barbara are a fright.

Anderson Cooper's daytime talk show canceled.

Madonna teases on Gaga.

Jeff Stryker's penis does Vaudeville (Work Unfriendly) in Florida.

Can I have its autograph?

A couple of Madonna's recent promo images, as they have been altered for Muslim territories. This one still shows ample cleavage.

Brian Edwards and Tom Privitere were thrilled with this sweet engagement photo taken by Kristina Hill, but were less so when they discovered it had been Web-jacked and used by hate group Public Advocate of the United States in an attack ad against an equality-friendly state senator in Colorado. Instead of getting mad, they're suing. And more power to them—let's hope they drain this grotesque anti-gay group's coffers.

Via Sticky (Work Unfriendly): This blog, dedicated to '20s-influenced reworkings of celebrity mug shots, is blessed with a fantastic idea. It just needs some better PhotoShopping here and there. This one sings.

Looks fake...

Jon Hamm's out-sized personality shines through on a recent stroll.

This isn't a Kristen Wiig parody, it's actually Celine Dion showing off to Sebastian Feena for V Magazine. She went for "sexy."