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4 posts categorized "SUZE ORMAN"

Jan 01 2011
Season Of Giving Comments (6)

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According to a DNC e-mail, just after midnight, Suze Orman offered the maximum possible donation for the entire year to the Democrats via the LGBT Leadership Council. This coming from a woman who would have vetoed nearly every triple-digit purchase I've made in my life. She must see President Obama as a good investment.

 
Oct 10 2010
Sick Joke Comments (8)

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Jane Lynch's stint on Saturday Night Live was as unfunny as most other installments even if she can elevate almost any material she's given (not quite "any," considering that painfully unfunny Glee skit). The show started with a skewering of Gloria Allred that made it seem as if Meg Whitman's housekeeper was complaining about being asked to do work rather than pointing out Whitman's outrageous hypocrisy on immigration so that got it off to a lame and annoying start for me.

But what really caught my attention was an initially pretty cute skit called "The New Boyfriend Talk Show," in which Andy Samberg plays a kid who interviews all the men who come out of his skanky mom's (Lynch) bedroom every morning after. It caught my attention because I thought it ended on a surprisingly offensive note.

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Feb 20 2009
Offense Intended Comments (6)

6a00e54fb7301c883400e54ffa90eb8833-800wiSo many gay men, such a good time.

I saw D-list darling Kathy Griffin for the first time a year ago, then I saw her at Madison Square Garden's WaMu Theater last night. As she pointed out, the WaMu has to be renamed in a few months thanks to its namesake bank's disastrous collapse and since nobody wants to pay for the privilege it'll just be called "The Theater" again. Even when she plays MSG she's D-list, forced to appear in the wing with the undesirable sponsor.

Reality check: It was the opening night of a sold-out run of shows.

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Griffin's increasingly popular comedy is fascinating to me because it's anti-cerebral and yet still incredibly smart. She's a consummate pop-culture connoisseur and observer and owes a huge part of her following to how much her audience probably agrees with every word out of her mouth, whether she's joking or being serious or both.

At one point, she made a side reference to Jessica Simpson's weight gain, which got a big hoot. This led to a coquettish, "Shall we?" This is her secret—she knows her fans' limits (non-existent) and revels in seeking our approval for her obscene and obscenely funny remarks.

Her gay following is not surprising considering her surgical take on pop culture—I think gay people are particularly good at observation, deconstruction and destruction—and due to her explicitly identifying as one of us. She ended her set with a funny report on how she spent her birthday with Cher, during which she admitted "as a gay man" it was an amazing thrill meeting Cher. Remember when Madonna started the "I'm a SafariScreenSnapz001 gay man trapped in the body of a woman" trend 18 years or so ago? Kathy has dropped the body of a woman part.

(Oh, and she's rooting for The Woz on Dancing With The Stars.)

It was a hilarious evening, a real pleasure and was almost 100% new material. She's funny, fearless, desperate for attention and an unflinching liberal big-mouth—if I believed in organized religion, I might nominate Kathy for Jesus.

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Some of her highlights (or lowlights, depending on your last name):

Miley Cyrus is a whore: "I'm just gonna come out and say it—Miley Cyrus is a whore. I don't care anymore! She's a whooore...whooore...oh, God...whooore! That's not, that's not nice to say about a 16-year-old. But don't you think she would fuck a cucumber at this point...if it was attached to her dad?...Believe me, she is sore right now from some shit...Granted, this girl is 16 and I'm definitely being too hard on her, but she's a little advanced. Can we at least agree that she's a little what we could call forward? When I was 16, I was such a nerd I was looking at my mom and saying, 'When will I get menstruation?' I wasn't sending pictures of myself in panties on the Internet...which they didn't have. Nor did I use the postal system or a mule team. She's a whore."

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Feb 15 2009
She Do Comments (2)

All marriages in this country, as defined by the government, should be civil unions—and should have nothing to do with church weddings, which couples could them opt for on a personal basis. No one makes a better, less religious, argument in favor of gay marriage than Suze Orman. We need to start focusing on the financial aspects of the fight for gay marriage; that along with other perks like visitation and inheritance rights are rights most Americans can wrap their heads around. (Via AmericaBlog.)