Above: Matt Damon, Illuminati member, goes on a toilet strike.

Exxon-Mobil accused of anti-gay bias.

President Obama hands Carole King the Gershwin Award.

Latest ES undies collection is a sight for whore eyes.

No gay sex in 5 years? Give blood in Canada.

Anti-Muslim attacks as Woolwich retribution.

Boy Scouts of America begin deliberations on gay scouts.

Buff cadets climb greased obelisk.

Kenneth & his bro have a Fontaine/de Haviland scene brewing.

Right-to-lifer thinks getting raped is like being in a flood.

David Cameron "proud" of marriage-equality vote. 

Dying, he set out to become a famous musician. And is.

Salt Lake City, UT, has most same-sex parents.

Gay tcotchkes, with a % of profits going to LGBT charity.

The rainbow connection.

A soldier has been murdered, reportedly beheaded, in broad daylight in Woolwich, England, by two men, one of whom seemed to address a random camera with a confession that the killing was terrorist in nature. Video of one of the attackers, both of whom were later shot, after the jump...

Dan Savage's love

Dan Savage's hunk husband speaks.

Wedding bells for Dawn French!

An al-Qaeda terror attack is thwarted in Canada.

Paraguay's new prez has troglodytic views on gays.

Amazing Keith Haring video.

SATELLITE DISH: Gossip from MTV's earliest days.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev charged for using WMD by feds.

White House sticking to Constitution.

Gun Owners of America honcho: Liberals "pleased" with bombing.

Bette Midler "adored" the "terrifying" Sue Mengers.

Angelyne has a not-so-nice trip.

Who would Jesus abort?

Only 3 known SF earthquake (1906!) survivors.

Barbra regrets not doing Cabaret, Klute and Julia.

Michael Michaud dishes on the late Sal Mineo.

Sofia Vergara's "great time" as a transsexual.

Meet the Imam into gays and marriage equality.

Janice Dickinson broke? 

Brenda Dickson broke and homeless?

Roberto Bolle coming to NYC.

How to find sex...offline?

Folsom Street East is off.

Phyllis Diller's final TV gig: Dukes of Melrose.

Teamsters vs. Westboro: Guess who won?

Pop Tarts: Portraits of Women up for grabs.

CRAZY FOR IT: 'Mazing Madonna megamix.

Madonna's homeless brother injured during arrest.

How Mack Sennett created Studio City.

Pop-up exhibit of Madonna's iconic wardrobe at Macy's in L.A.

Dress her up

I'm not a hard-news site, even if I'm bright and have opinions on many topics. But just waking up (in L.A., amid autoposts of other topics on my blog today through Sunday) to the Boston news, I felt I had to chime in and just say how horrifying it is for Boston and this country and the civilized world that a pair of young men who, by most accounts, seem to have been good, regular kids for a long time, could radicalize and decide it would be a good idea to kill people at a marathon.

The interview with their uncle is powerful. "Losers" who "don't deserve to live on this earth." His message of sorrow to the victims is memorable.

I hope the second brother is captured or killed very soon and that we can begin to figure out how the hell they changed, and together.

I will say, though, that I wish there were some way to put the genie back in the bottle regarding how news events are researched and reported and commented on within the social media. There is a beauty to free expression and participation, but there is also a devastating shrapnel of misinformation, compelling-sounding lies and false leads, and seemingly spontaneously generated mythologies that arise so quickly.

I just want to know the facts, I don't want to read about (phony) Twitter accounts and other nonsense,and risk becoming an unwitting messenger of bullshit. I want a glimpse into their minds so we can try, somehow, to figure out a sensible way to keep people like this from developing their twisted plans.

The cover of Time: The faces of tragedy are often the little children.

Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minnesota) asks a typically batshit-crazy question of CIA Director Brennan. She sounds like Ana Gasteyer's talk-radio SNL skit by the way.

Keep watching for Brennan's incredulous reaction...

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Above, President Obama's first speech regarding the Boston Marathon bombing.

Person of interest in bombing is 20-year-old Saudi.

Patton Oswalt's response to terror: Love.

Marriage-equality vote delayed in Ireland.

Louis C.K. conflates gays with pedophiles.

"Day of Dialog" = gays suck.

The struggle of gay seniors.

Hi Fashion's warped video for song "Eighteen."

Justin Bieber bares his breasts.

San Jose Earthquakes player Alan Gordon sorry for slur.

Gay man denied partner visitation gets defense fund.

This poop is on fire.

The source of the below Tony Ward/Sex by Madonna image is (Work Unfriendly):

He's a good (water) sport.

Evil at the Boston Marathon: Two explosions, neither at street level, timed to go off as the marathon was in full swing. Many injuries, reports of lost limbs and reports of at least three dead.

I don't understand how diseased a mind has to be to decide to do this.

But I had the immunity idol!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has been voted off the island after 10 years.

Ann, starring Holland Taylor, charms The New York Times.

Surprisingly, a complete asshole blogs for Field & Stream.

Bee venom kills HIV.

Telling Canadian Bieber to "go back to America" rankles.

Shemar Moore-Moore-Moore...how do you like it, how do you like it?

Juan Williams blames plagiarism on researcher.

Sweden's the best place to be gay, Iran's the worst. Your guide.

Is Keith Urban homophobic on American Idol?

Matthew Fox hypocritically critical of Harry Styles.

Wait, why are small knives okay on planes suddenly???

Gay dads who found son in subway on Anderson Live.

Just because you've always wanted to see the Teen Wolf cast nose-free:

You'll howl with laughter

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Above: Yes, I'm a bit late on the brilliant goat mixes of TSwift.

Cahill & Kimberley Locke "Feel the Love."

Nate Berkus looking to be a daddy.

NICE TA MEAT YA: Colin by Thomas Synnamon.

Republicans still resolved to financially destroy the U.S.

PERFECT COUPLE: Al Qaeda & anti-equality righties.

Charlize Theron is in on Seth MacFarlane's jokes.

Dick Cheney hates warmongering Condoleeza Rice for not being even more bloodthirsty.

Enlightened about to go dark?

Wake me up, before you "Jellicoe"-go