96 posts categorized "TEXAS"

Sep 03 2014
Need To Know: Blood & Sand + Flying Off The Handle + Joltin' Joe + Closet Spaces + Blake McIver Is Bangin' + Crack Addiction + Big Bother + MORE! Comments (0)

Sotloff-VideoAnother reason ISIL needs to be destroyed.

*widget boy cultureISIL beheads American journalist Steven Sotloff.

*widget boy cultureBolivia and Israel are officially on a break.

*widget boy cultureI don't like reclining airline passengers either but grow the fuck up.

*widget boy cultureI want to be Sofia Vergara's vagina.

*widget boy cultureWhere all the hot MSMs vacation...Chicago???

*widget boy cultureNow Groot joins Jennifer Lawrence on list of celebs violated by iCloud.

*widget boy cultureMcKayla Maroney's argument vs. sites posting her nudes: She was jailbait.

*widget boy cultureFashion Police is on a two-week hold. That's...optimistic!

*widget boy cultureBlake McIver introduces Nancy Sinatra to Ariana Grande: 

*widget boy cultureRaja is officially more sickening than salmonella.

*widget boy cultureNestle makes bank while California dries up.

*widget boy cultureBeloved LGBT activist Andrew Cray succumbs to cancer.

*widget boy cultureIllinois seems poised to elect an out of touch rich tool as governor.

*widget boy cultureCuba Gooding Jr. is all cracked out!

*widget boy cultureClassic links to Robin Williams here and here.

*widget boy cultureAdele leaks.

*widget boy cultureMurderous Russian mobster takes issue with where your penis goes.

*widget boy cultureBRAID DAY: Texas Native American kindergartener sent home for long hair.

*widget boy cultureKeanu Reeves is 50 and looks like this.

*widget boy cultureWhy everyone seems to hate Frankie Grande.

Frankie-GrandeHe's so nice in real life! (I'm not watching the show.)

 
Sep 01 2014
Need To Know: A More Perfect Union Speech + Queer As A $2 Bill + Papa Joe Simpson Must Be Squealing + Jennifer Lawrence's Naked Ambition + MORE! Comments (0)

*widget boy cultureABOVE: Veep Biden gives 'em hell on the subject of unions on Labor Day.

*widget boy cultureLGBT leader alleges rape during reparative therapy as a teen.

*widget boy cultureBecause a totally free BJ would just seem suspicious.

*widget boy cultureLooks like Michael Sam is dunzo.

*widget boy cultureCALL ME MISS MOM-IN-LAW: Ashlee Simpson is Diana Ross's daughter-in-law.

*widget boy cultureRyan Lochte strips to the waist, devours his b'day cake.

*widget boy cultureEvery famous young piece of ass in the world just had their nude selfies leaked...

*widget boy culture...and Kate Upton is suing-mad over it...and Lena Dunham reviles “sex offender.”

*widget boy cultureLet freedom (nipple) ring.

*widget boy cultureAssaulted and disowned by parents, gay youth speaks out.

*widget boy cultureRick Perry can't control his own Twitter, wants to be president.

*widget boy cultureLeslie Jordan did not love Gary Busey on Celebrity Big Brother UK.

*widget boy cultureFUNNY GIRL: Audrey Hepburn's most perfect autograph.

*widget boy cultureWoman claims to be 127 years old. Lost her birth certificate...

*widget boy cultureYou better believe a Rivers Family lawsuit is coming, Yorkville Endoscopy.

*widget boy cultureJoan Rivers 12 hours before she stopped breathing, “I could die any second!”

JoanriversHelen Keller's revenge (oh, c'mon, she'd laugh, too)

 
Aug 20 2014
Need To Know: Hostage Slain + The Boy Murdered For Liking Dolls + Rick Perry: Booked + Leto's Third Leg + Ice Buckets Of Cash + MORE! Comments (0)

James-FoleyHORROR: James Foley, moments before his brutal murder by terrorists.

*widget boy cultureISIS/ISIL beheads long-held U.S. captive, James Foley.

*widget boy cultureBoy who played with dolls tortured to death by mom, mom's boyfriend.

*widget boy cultureCNN anchor with no knowledge of history: Water cannons for Ferguson.

*widget boy cultureCops in Ferguson continue to be tyrannical for kicks.

*widget boy cultureRick Perry's mugshot. So satisfying.

*widget boy cultureAlexis Arquette had sex with Jared Leto, claims he's a Clydesdale.

*widget boy cultureFrankie Grande goes nekkid on Big Brother. (Work Unfriendly)

*widget boy cultureChris Meloni's latest ALS ice-bucket challenge is filmed!

*widget boy cultureKaty Perry takes the ice-bucket challenge, nominates...Madonna: 

*widget boy cultureHey, haters: The ice-bucket challenge has raised millions for ALS.

*widget boy cultureMadonna's war against the sun in Ibiza.

*widget boy cultureGo inside an illegal gay wedding in Uganda.

*widget boy cultureRich tech CEO's daughter shoplifted $1,600 worth of clothes...got no jail time.

*widget boy culture(NO) SURPRISE!: Michelle Duggar is anti-trans.

*widget boy cultureFresh, hot pictures of Zac Efron.

*widget boy cultureNot-fresh, but still hot pic of 18yo Zac. Awww, cuddly.

*widget boy cultureHOT blue-collar workers.

Blue-collarWorks for me.

 
Aug 15 2014
Tricky Rick Perry Gets INDICTED Comments (0)

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Texas Gov. Rick Perry, a 2016 Republican presidential contender, has been indicted by a grand jury on abuse of power charges related to his efforts to force a local D.A. to resign.

Speaking of resigning, Rick...?

 
Aug 10 2014
Need To Know: Grande Illusion + Church Won't Allow Them To Gay-Bury + Fonda Gosling + Bulge De-Mystified + MORE! Comments (0)

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*widget boy cultureBig Brother cast flips out upon learning Frankie is semi-famous.

*widget boy cultureChurch cancels funeral because the deceased was gay. (No, really!)

*widget boy cultureInspired by God, man follows church-goer into parking lot, calls him a faggot.

*widget boy cultureJane Fonda loves sitting on Ryan Gosling's face.

*widget boy cultureUnsurprisingly, Donald Trump has no idea what he's talkin' about.

*widget boy cultureHaring/Madonna/Basquiat/Warhol, all mixed up together.

*widget boy cultureLucille Ball would've turned 103 this week.

*widget boy cultureAmazing Silvertop house for sale; first time since '74.

*widget boy cultureIdris Elba admits his bulge isn't his.

*widget boy cultureD-bag MN café charges minimum-wage fee.

*widget boy cultureWendy Davis runs tough ad in Texas gubernatorial race:

 
Aug 07 2014
Need To Know: Gran Gesture + Spreading News + Even Worse Porn Acting + Honestly Racist Abe + Russ Meyer, Ferrell Cat + Side-Piece Speaks + Ruff Stuff + MORE! Comments (0)

Metrosource NY Cheyenne JacksonJackson: “I was wrong. I was bad. I was dirty.”

*widget boy cultureCheyenne Jackson on Love is Strange and calling his friends by their grannies' names.

*widget boy cultureEbola is hard to get. MERS and SARS are not. Will one be the next big pandemic?

*widget boy cultureTyra Banks impersonating Lindsay Lohan is the Bravo version of a pandemic. Marilyn-Burns-Texas-Chainsaw-Massacre

*widget boy cultureIf you like gay porn, you'll like this.

*widget boy cultureBedbugs hit NYC subways.

*widget boy cultureFirst Ladies team up on educating girls in Africa.

*widget boy cultureTexas Chain Saw Massacre star Marilyn Burns dies @ 65.

*widget boy cultureWas Abe Lincoln a racist?

*widget boy cultureWill Ferrell really does need to play Russ Meyer!

Giphy RussMeyer Tumblr_mjgkbis8Vv1qfoopyo2_400My exploitation director has a last name; it's M-E-Y-E-R!

*widget boy cultureNYC's Boots & Saddle to close.

*widget boy cultureStar Wars theme park is not far, far away. Beyonce3

*widget boy cultureJay-Z's side piece raps about Beyoncé.

*widget boy cultureHillary out-namedrops Colbert.

*widget boy cultureAnti-gay activists sue Houston for not being anti-gay.

*widget boy culturePost piece on black men and HIV was full of lies.

*widget boy cultureSen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) flees DREAMers, lies about why.

*widget boy cultureLORD, SHEPHERD SHALL NOT WANT: Surrogate's baby pops.

*widget boy cultureNYC face-slasher charged with hate crime.

*widget boy cultureSweet, though I wouldn't have a former dog-fighting dog near my baby.

*widget boy cultureRyan Kwanten in his swimsuit is heaven.

RYAN-KWANTENWatery rave

 
Aug 05 2014
Closet Queen Gets Ripped Off Comments (0)

Theresa-RoemerA well-prepped thief, likely one who follows the society papers, has pulled a million-dollar heist by burglarizing a Houston socialite who had recently shown off the contents of her three-story closet on TV.

Theresa Roemer told Good Morning America that her closet holds two million dollars worth of Birkins and other modern-day booty. She now says:

“No one deserves this. I don't care if you're wealthy. I don't care if you're poor. Your personal belongings are your personal belongings.”

Well, of course, though there's a big gap in the pain of being a poor person with no insurance losing your one and only TV and being a socialite losing a cool million in haute couture.

 
Jul 14 2014
Everything's Bigger In Texas...Even Gay Fist Bumps! Comments (0)

Obama-gay-RuggBump in the day

Love the story of Daniel Rugg Webb, a 32-year-old cashier who, upon seeing President Obama in his restaurant, exclaimed:

“Equal rights for gay people!”

Too which Obama asked:

“Are you gay?”

The response?

“Only when I'm havin' sex!”

And a fist bump.

Think that's how it would've gone with President Romney?