Basically everyone I've ever met is in this hilarious Downton Abbey spoof, entitled Snore. You will love it, even if you love the show...

Neil Patrick Harris is the whole package (and quite a big one, too, judging from the photo above)—that Tonys was the best ever. The opening surpassed any in awards-show history...

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Amy Poehler and Adam Scott recreate the Hart to Hart opening.

SAFE, NOT SORRY: President Obama passionately defends NSA intel gathering.

Pussy Riot—quiet—in NYC.

HOT BITCH: Brandi Glanville's dog stolen.

Conservadem Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) thinks Eric Holder should maybe quit.

NYETEROSEXUAL: In Russia, Elton John's clothes are homosexual activists.

David LaChapelle's supercreepy Madonna sculpture:

All over "your" body.

Lesbian declares "I wasn't scared at all" of the First Lady. (Did FLOTUS have brass kunckles?)

FLOTUS is heckled by GetEQUAL activist, who winds up "taken aback."

Chris Christie sets election to replace senator at a cost of millions to taxpayers.

Roger Ailes thinks people hate him because he's fat.

NOM chair lies under oath at IRS hearing.

Victim of Miguel stage stunt may have brain damage.

Celebrities for Bradley Manning.

Lifetime does Anna Nicole Smith:

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This just in: I hate you, you c*nt.

COLD FRONT: These CBS anchors LOATHE each other. Hilarious!

Rep. Carolyn McCarthy (D-New York) has (treatable) lung cancer.

Sachi Parker's book about her mom Shirley MacLaine now a play.

Sean Kushner looks mighty good in them red shorts.

Adam Huss is just as hot and muscly.

Adorable animals

SHELL OF A MAN: A great way to get fired from Taco Bell.

Sen. Graham (R-S. Carolina): "No evidence" tying Obama to IRS.

Illinois marriage-equality sponsors issue apology.

Reed Kelly offers autograph for Broadway Bares donation.

The definitive post on actresses playing actresses.

The secret behind Alyssa Edwards's worst-ever date.

Conservatives desperate to halt equality in the UK.

Miley Cyrus is back with crappy new single "We Can't Stop":

Bill Bixby, "Dr. David Banner," died of cancer 20 years ago already.

Lou Ferrigno says that the reason "Dr. Bruce Banner" became "Dr. David Banner" on the '70s TV incarnation of The Incredible Hulk is that TV execs felt the name Bruce was too "gayish."

The show alienated its bear following, too.

But a dude with giant muscles, an allergy to shirts and a hidden alter ego wasn't.

Two exclusive shots of Mika in Italy, just after completing judging duties on X Factor in Genoa. Wish he were a judge on an American show; I'm sure he has a lot of insight and would charm audiences.

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Jean Stapleton, famous the world over as "Edith Bunker" on All in the Family, has died at 90. I was just thinking about her the other day out of the blue, while contemplating a list of the most important TV actresses over the age of 75. She would've been right toward the top. RIP.

It takes two to make a thing go right...

Jaymes & James captivated America as the hunky, relentlessly optimistic duo who wound up coming in second place on The Amazing Race. The guys were representing Chippendales, but they were hoping the million-dollar prize would help with the bills associated with Jaymes's dad's cancer. Sadly, his father passed away in March ("I got the best guardian angel in the world now," Jaymes says), but this duo's deep friendship has kept their personal and professional collaboration alive.

Today, Jaymes & James (who were innocent bystanders when Lance Bass made his concerned comments about Amanda Bynes, which led to another round of "ugly" comments from the troubled ex-starlet) are releasing their first single, the melodic thumper "Light Up the Skies," produced by Tanzer, and available at iTunes.

I spoke with the guys to get the latest on their plans...