Victor Valdéz puts up a good fight.

 

Darius Goodworth lets nothing come between him and his FU e=fu8 Underwear.

In the gallery above, in order: Bernardo Velasco, Todd Sanfield, Rob Evans, Rich Stinger, Paulo Haddad, Paddy Mitchell, Joshua Brickman, Doug Ogden, Christian Guidi, Cameron Horner.

Every son and daughter knows what special day it is today. And if you’re scratching your head, shame on you. It’s Mother’s Day! The one day a year when moms everywhere should be able to nag without reproach and be pampered from dusk till dawn.

To celebrate Mama’s Day, The Underwear Expert has put together a list of "10 Underwear Models to Take Home to Mom." After all, what better gift to give the woman that raised you than a great-looking guy on your arm? Not only will you make her proud of the fact that her son can score such a handsome man, you’ll be giving her some innocent eye-candy!

These 10 guys are practically an assembly line of Ken dolls. Their smooth, muscled bodies have no visible tattoos. Their baby-faces are both perky and clean-shaven. And their smiles say, “I love you Mom!” much better than any cheap flowers could.

Of course, if you brought one of these beefy guy's home to Mom with a beautiful bouquet…well, that’s just icing on the cake.

This is another in a series of articles by The Underwear Expert.

Alex Minsky is probably the best-looking dude to ever go through AA and also get his leg blown off in Afghanistan. In fact, he's pretty high up on the list of underwear models in general, with no qualifiers. Wow.

 

Juan Jesus Ortiz by Andres Ramirez models Andrew Christian, Barcode, Bildan, Modus Vivendi, Pikante, Punto Blanco, Todd Sanfield, Assaad Awad and Chaumen at 800madrid.com.

 

Charlie David's Border2Border Entertainment is releasing the documentary I'm a Stripper on DVD and digital (WolfeonDemand, among others):

"With the success of Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike the obvious next step was to meet the real deal and ask the hard questions, pardon the pun," said the film's director, Charlie David. "Is it about money?  Is it a sexual turn-on?  How did they get here?  What do their families and friends think?  Do they take their work home with them?  How much do they make?  The answers are often surprising."

 The gallery is a thumbs-up.

 

Philip Fusco is scorching hot in FU e=fu8. That body is insane.

 

Shot at The Manor, a 2000 s.f. multi-level club in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., these images of an FU e=fu8 Underwear fashion show are worth a good flip-through. Cute boys in hot undies.

Why was this ad, by Rick Day for C-IN2.com, banned from Facebook? Even after watching it I think Facebook overreacted...

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