ABOVE: Yule log.

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Dan Gauthier, he of perfect face and body, turned 60 this week. Spoiler alert — he still looks hot:

I mean, do they even go here? (Images via Paramount)

Two new Mean Girls (the musical) movie posters have dropped. Are you going? Is fetch finally happening?

Second one below ...

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Moms for Liberty is a racist, homophobic hate group. We know that. But, like, they're broadcasting it lately. For example, their Telegram channel plugged a WHITES-ONLY toy drive.

Because, y'know, white people are very likely to be discriminated against:

Moms for Liberty is planning a white Christmas. As in a toy drive for white only families 😳 You really can’t make this up 🤦🏻‍♀️
Vc @piper4missouri #StopMomsForLiberty pic.twitter.com/zcuYWqTWOl

— 💕Change 💕 (@ChangeTheSyst14) December 1, 2023

Meanwhile, Florida GOP chair Christian Ziegler is married to a Moms for Liberty harpy named Bridget Ziegler and is currently accused of sexual battery as part of a secret threesome of which he and his wife have been a part.

Yeah, his wife likes women, and is a Mom for Liberty.

The couple is also accused of secretly filming sexual encounters with the woman who is now pressing charges.

Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession. With. The. GOP.

She said not to feel sorry for her losses, but to instead be grateful to be alive. This, from a woman who almost died this year. (Image via video still)

At her Netherlands Celebration Tour stop, Madonna gave a five-minute speech about how AIDS revealed itself to NYC in the early '80s, remembering holding her best friend's (Martin Burgoyne) hand and encouraging him to let go when it was time, and talking about the hundreds of people she lost.

I like the tone of this speech. It is angry. Madonna is still angry about this. And she's even angrier that many people have no idea this happened so recently, or are “forgetting” it.

She's a true AIDS warrior and queer ally — or just plain queer, depending on if you count being an undeclared bisexual who has absolutely had  passionate sex with some women. What other big gay icon speaks up like this about AIDS anymore?

NYT Piece on Madonna's AIDS-Driven “Live to Tell” Performance

And yet, some young gay fan on Twitter thought it would be funny, so he snipped the part where she was describing the prevailing mentality at the time — “they're faggots, they deserve to die” — and posted that, and it's gotten almost a million views from people who are gleeful that EVEN MADONNA now believes this, and/or from people whining that it's wrong for her to use the word “faggots.” Give me a fucking break. The F-word is ugly, but it's not the N-word, and Madonna has every right to use it — and uses it here effectively, to shake the fuzz out of people's eyes.

Really terrible behavior, but it kinda fits with Madonna talking about a generation of the best and brightest gay men being wiped out. I guess that's what's left, young gay men who call themselves boujeeasshoe, stick a Palestinian flag (or whatever else is the latest trend) on their profiles and make a joke about an AIDS speech ...

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This is Modus Vivendi's idea of an ideal roommates situation.

ABOVE: Treat Williams should be turning 72.

Bonus photo — he's here. (Image via Twitter)

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